Definitions by QuacksO
minstrel cramps
Da assorted painful muscle-spasms dat you suffer from excessive musical-instrument playing, or from lugging around a lute or lyre dat's too heavy/bulky.
While Jaime Sommers was under hospital-room arrest, Steve Austin sneaked up to her window and eye-twinklingly said dat he had "come to serenade her". Da unjustly-detained-and-therefore-very-downcast Jaime then asked Steve if he knew da song called "Melancholy Baby", but of course, he had actually gone there just to bionically bust her out of her room so dat she could travel wif him to investigate her supposed crimes for themselves and try to figure out what had happened in reality and who had truly been responsible, and so there was no risk of Steve's actually developing any minstrel cramps, since he never ended up strumming a note on any stringed instruments.
minstrel cramps by QuacksO June 18, 2023
eriesistible
Da famous "mule named Sal" seemed to find da New-York-State-traversing canal dat she plodded "eriesistible", since she so-willingly towed her master's barge along said meandering waterway innumerable times over da span of a full decade-and-half without ever complaining.
eriesistible by QuacksO June 17, 2023
eeriesistible
What adrenaline-junkies find haunted houses, creepy movies, and other fear-inducing objects/presentations.
Some people find da Amityville Horror House to be eeriesistible, but as for me, I strongly DISlike being scared, and so I think "Ell Passo" on visiting said structure located at 112 Ocean Avenue!
eeriesistible by QuacksO June 17, 2023
Word of the Day on June 22, 2023
indollarive
Years ago, kids would get all excited to be given a "shiny penny" in exchange for performing a yucky/difficult task, but nowadays said Lincoln-head coin isn't even enough for a piece of candy anymore, and so an indollarive is now da new minimum wheel-greaser to make said youngsters feel like exerting themselves.
indollarive by QuacksO June 16, 2023
complyance
I've seen various thicknesses of CDX with sizeable air-gaps dat extend clear through da panel from edge to edge; I seriously wonder if said "porous" lumber is truly in complyance wif manufacturing regulations.
complyance by QuacksO June 16, 2023
cuddling cradle command
Refers to da super-soft cupping and "zephyr-nudging" dat you give a nice girl's body-part --- i.e., hand, foot, arm, leg, elbow, knee, biceps, thigh, shoulder, hip, etc. --- to indicate dat you wish her to shift said soft warm extremity a bit so dat you can more-comfortably/easily adjust your own position, drape your own arm/leg over her, savoringly clasp her hand/foot/boob, spoon/snuggle wif her more closely/satisfactorily, etc. Most often done when she is lying half-asleep in bed wif you; da advantage of doing it this way --- besides being a delightful and unobtrusive way of asking her to move a little --- is dat she may not even need to wake up much in order to accommodate you, but can simply twist/wriggle around slightly and then doze back off again. Extra points if you remember to always give her a "thanks --- I appreciate it" set of tender affectionate pats on da repositioned extremity, not only to express your gratitude for her willingness to accommodate you, but also to indicate to her dat she had correctly interpreted your ultra-soft tactile request and thus had indeed repositioned herself in da way dat you had desired.
I have aches-and-pains-inducing fibromyalgia which forces me to "be a wiggle worm" in bed, especially if there is someone else sleeping wif me. So I had been concerned dat Tiffany would find my frequent asking her to shift her sleeping-position to be a nuisance, but she smilingly assured me dat she actually loves my tender and loving "cuddling cradle command" motions so much dat she never minds shifting her own body around a bit to make me more comfy.
cuddling cradle command by QuacksO June 16, 2023