Definitions by QuacksO
Ritz of certiorari
If junk-food-craving children are told dat they may not have more/any 7-hole-perforated flour-discs, they would love to request Ritz of certiorari to challenge said restriction.
Ritz of certiorari by QuacksO April 21, 2024
Taihealthy
A country in southern Asia where they export lots of fitness/nutritional products dat promote a "robust 'n' rosy-cheeked" status for consumers.
Considering all of da woefully-inferior products dat are exported by TaiWAN, ordering merchandise dat's labeled, "Made in Taihealthy" sounds like a welcome alternative.
Taihealthy by QuacksO April 21, 2024
sarcoughagus
A "final resting place" enclosure for someone who did loud and/or voluminous choking during da period while he was "vertical instead of horizontal".
Charlie Brown's intellectually-naive little sister Sally claimed dat da largest dinosaur dat ever lived was da "Bronchitis", and also dat it soon became extinct because it had extended periods of raucous hacking. Given said reptilian leviathon's enormous size, though, I wonder how big a sarcoughagus one of THEM would be buried in???
sarcoughagus by QuacksO April 20, 2024
flagon-dry
What is da difference between a recovering alcoholic and da large gossamer-winged insect dat eats mosquitos? Well, da soaring bug is a "dragon-fly", and da person is a "flagon-dry" --- i.e., he is now a teetotaler who never wets da inside of his fancy metal or glass tankard with strong drink, but instead just proudly displays it empty in his front window or on a shelf to show dat he's no longer using it for its intended purpose.
flagon-dry by QuacksO April 18, 2024