4 definitions by Pylvia Slath

A form of self-pleasure that invloves putting your own dick in your mouth and sucking yourself off as if simulating the tragic suicide of Kurt Cobain, where your penis is the shotgun, and you intend to "blow your brains out" with the barrel in your mouth.
I gave myself a Wet Cobain the other day and i feel enlightened.
by Pylvia Slath April 16, 2018
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The state of being really fucked up. Could be a Marijuana high, an alcoholic buzz, a combination of the two, or the result of so much miscellaneous drug use in a short amount of time that one becomes seemly detatched from their surroundings, and starts acting out. This is not a subtle high, or one that your friends won't notice. When you are bopped, the elephant in the room is all too obvious.
Jimmy is bopped.

Damn, I knew we shouldn't have brought him with us.
by Pylvia Slath April 16, 2018
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A true stoner/drug user. Someone who goes to the party and gathers whatever they can get their hands on. Starts spontaneous freestyle rapping. Often considered to be unreal. More reckless than a fiend, more hilarious than a bopman.
Wanna go to this house party not far from here?

Yeah, I hope I don't run into Jimmy, though. That guy's a fuckin' bopmin.

He is certainly a notorious bopmin.
by Pylvia Slath April 16, 2018
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Politically correct term for poor. Those who make less than average to nothing may possess some type of earning disability. Those who make the most money seem to have no disability at all, but are frequently guilty of ableism. The most effective treatment is the unemployment pill, which may be prescribed by the government or by your primary care physician.
"Sucks to see all these jobless folks just wandering the streets. It's sad."

"Don't call them jobless, man. They have an earning disability."

"My buddy hasn't worked in 5 years. I really wish he'd get his ass in gear."

"You mean Mike? Dude, take it easy on him. He has an earning disability."

"My husband only makes 13 bucks an hour at his job. Because of him we're basically working poor."

"You're married to a guy with an earning disability?"
by Pylvia Slath June 22, 2021
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