Definitions by Purplenado

boofing liquid cannabis 

So, boofing liquid cannabis is the act of utilizing cannabis oil in a syringe and shooting it up your rectum. It’s a very fast and intense high. You definitely need to get your snacks fast and get yourself to the couch or bed to chill as it hits fast. It’s so, so satisfying.

It’s been a VERY stressful week. Time to start boofing liquid cannabis to kick off the weekend. Oohhhh! Ahhh! Yassss!

boofing liquid cannabis by Purplenado March 7, 2023

egg shaped cock 

Per several news reports, this was the shape of Jeffrey Epstein’s penis. Yes, it was an egg shaped cock. So fucking gross.

Do not put that egg shaped cock anywhere near me you absolute motherfucker!

egg shaped cock by Purplenado March 7, 2023

SPC

SPC means Sugar Plum Cock.

Ah! Give me that sweet, sweet SPC, baby!

SPC by Purplenado March 7, 2023

Sugar Plum Cock

So, a Sugar Plum Cock (SPC) is a cock, around the holiday season, that engages in anal intercourse and, when disengaging (withdrawing) pulls out a “plum.” The “plum” is actually a turd.

Oh! On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, one Sugar Plum Cock.

Sugar Plum Cock by Purplenado March 7, 2023

anal peppermint stick 

A super freaky thing to do during the holiday season is to play hide the anal peppermint stick.

Oh! On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love said to me, let’s hide the anal peppermint stick!

anal peppermint stick by Purplenado March 7, 2023

anal wave 

An anal wave is a fart. Passing gas.

Oh! I ate a big plate of beans. I feel an anal wave coming on.

anal wave by Purplenado March 7, 2023

Drive My Pussy 

Drive My Pussy means to take that juicy pussy out for a test drive.

Come here, boy, and Drive My Pussy!

Drive My Pussy by Purplenado March 7, 2023