Purplenado 's definitions

SPC

SPC means Sugar Plum Cock.

Ah! Give me that sweet, sweet SPC, baby!

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

Gronk's BORG

Gronk's BORG contains the following ingredients: copious amounts of pussy juice, Gatorade, Cisco, Levitra, caffeine, and Country Time Lemonade Mix.

IDK what was in Gronk's BORG, but I actually had to call a BORGulance because I had explosive and raging diarrhea.

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

FM's BORG

FM's BORG contains the following ingredients: half a cup of water, Popov Vodka, Ronrico Silver Rum, Beefeater Gin, Sauza Gold Tequila, Peach Cisco, pumpkin beer (any brand), cup of moonshine soaked cherries, and a cup of sugar.

FM's BORG (FM stands for freaky man) is like a Long Island Ice Tea in a former water jug. BEWARE! Only make and drink if your tolerance is super high!

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

hide the potato

So, hide the potato (HTP) is a popular game in Florida (especially South Florida) where you get as big a potato possible and shove it up your butt. Some brave souls even try two!

Today, on my agenda, was a trip to Publix, in order to find the best, the biggest, and juiciest potato in order to shove up my rear for absolute pure ecstasy. Ahhhh! Oooh! Soooo fulfilling! Yep, I’m going straight to Hell. It happens. I’ve just got to hide the potato.

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

the never ending lawsuit

So, the never ending lawsuit is a lawsuit that drags on for years and years. Really, if you think about it, both sides are undeserving. Unfortunately, friends and relatives must hear about it over and over and OVER again.

The never ending lawsuit for Michael’s estate has been going for so many years that I have lost count.

by Purplenado March 6, 2023

SB's BORG

SB's BORG contains the following ingredients: water, vape juice with high nicotine levels, Sake, Boone’s Farm, and Cherry Kool Aid.

SB's BORG goes down smooth. It’s good for all day drinking at the Blarney Blowout. This drink is so smooth, in fact, that it in no way interferes with your ability to chase tail.

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

anal wave

An anal wave is a fart. Passing gas.

Oh! I ate a big plate of beans. I feel an anal wave coming on.

by Purplenado March 7, 2023