Puchin's definitions

Fagmat

Fill a gut and make a turd

The proud mayor cut the ribbon to proclaim creating 300 jobs that all pay only minimum wage. Such jobs are good only to fagmat.

by Puchin October 30, 2011

Geezerocracy

A nation that claims to be a democracy that is ruled by old geezers

Lately the United States seems to be turning into a Geezerocracy because both candidates for president are too old to know their own name.

by Puchin September 6, 2023

dicktatter

A person who makes a living by putting tattoos on peoples dicks.

The dicktatter worked hard on his customers dick when putting the tattoo on it so as not to cause much pain

by Puchin August 27, 2011

Dumbunism

This is a name for someone who is so dumb that they advocate for communism without investigating just how devastating communism has been for the people who live under communism.

There are a number of United States members of congress who are practice dumbunism. Dumbunists are dumb enough to embrace communism without learning about how it elevates poverty and inhibits economic growth.

by Puchin April 1, 2025

Olisnarky

An olisnarky is a nation ruled by rich snarky people.

The recent tour about oligarchy resistance by Bernie Sanders became an Olisnarky when AOC joined him and started making smart ass remarks.

by Puchin April 25, 2025

Discardables

discardables
(noun)

1. Things no longer useful or needed and ready for disposal.
Examples: worn-out furniture, obsolete gadgets, or outdated clothing.
"After spring cleaning, the garage was filled with discardables ready for donation."

2. People deemed no longer relevant or valued in a particular context, such as friendships, workplaces, or relationships.
Examples: a former friend after a falling-out, an employee during layoffs.
"In the brutal world of corporate restructuring, long-time employees can become discardables overnight."

After an election, the losing campaign staff becomes discardables immediately.

by Puchin November 27, 2024

snegal

sneaky but legal

The scheme to avoid detection should have been prosecutable but it wasn't because it was snegal.

by Puchin November 22, 2011