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Definitions by Publius0987

Perhaps the worst artist in history. Any art that is so bad that it's literally a corrupt payment being made under the guise of an art sale.
"What the fuck is the point of this shitty Banksy painting?"
"There is no point, the seller is apparently some drug cartel boss and he's cashing in!"
Banksy by Publius0987 August 3, 2025

Fast Forward 

Having to skip past the boring part of a porn video to get to the good part.
I wish women would stop wearing clothes in porn videos. We always fast forward to the naked scenes anyway. Just be naked from the start!
Fast Forward by Publius0987 August 3, 2025

Honor Suicide

Back in the day, when people abided by honor codes, when someone disgraced themselves, their families, and their countries, they were asked to commit suicide to restore honor to their families.
Our society has completely deteriorated because we have abandoned all honor codes. Honor suicides were a powerful mechanism to keep people's behavior in check, and without that, people ran amok for too long.
Honor Suicide by Publius0987 August 1, 2025

Make America Great Again 

A political slogan so bad that it proves America is a corrupt country. Only in a corrupt country where "leaders" are given handout jobs would there be such a terrible slogan used.
Person 1: "What would you miss if all of the power players in government and private industry who made America the shit country that it is got together and blew their brains out in unison on the Capitol stairs?"
Person 2: "Umm, nothing. It would Make America Great Again instantly."

Dumb dumb 

An insult only an old ass politician would ever lob at another person.
Today, Gavin Newsom called JD Vance a dumb dumb, so that means he must want to suck his dick like a dum dum lollipop. Take your corrupt, stolen money and get the fuck out of here you meatheads!
Dumb dumb by Publius0987 July 30, 2025

Chomo in Chief 

When the Commander in Chief, a world leader, or an influential CEO of a multinational organization is a child molester or protects child molesters in a significant way.
"How long do you think it'll be until the Chomo in Chief resigns?"
"Not sure but if he doesn't release the files and fully explain why he's in them, I give it a month or two."
Chomo in Chief by Publius0987 July 29, 2025

Not Gay Enough 

When someone is so gay that you wish they'd be even more gay and suck someone's dick 24/7, so they'd shut the fuck up already.
Donald Trump is the most openly gay president in American history, but he's not gay enough because he still manages to be extremely damaging to America with all the stupid shit he says and does. He should be sucking Elon's dick all the time.
Not Gay Enough by Publius0987 April 30, 2025