Biggest Fag

The unfortunate real life geopolitical shit show we've all been forced to watch for way too fuckin long, where future historians will debate which world leader was the gayest.
"Did you catch this week's episode of The Biggest Fag?"
"I just re-watched the phony debate, but I have yet to see what the clown said today about tariffs, so no, I'm not caught up yet. Don't spoil it for me!"
by Publius0987 April 11, 2025
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Two Weeks Notice

Back in the day, when employers gave a fuck about their workers, when someone left a company, they told their boss two weeks before they were leaving that they were going to leave, as a courtesy.
"I just got a job somewhere else, so I'm about to give my Two Weeks Notice. You're the first to know!"
"Fuck that shit! That shit ended in the 1980s! We're in a retail economy now. Just send them an email and peace out."
by Publius0987 April 12, 2025
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Faggot Prison

The giant, open-air prison that is the United States, because you need a lot of money to leave America and change citizenships legally, and the gay leadership has kept all the good paying jobs for other gay individuals, so you can't leave.
Since they're in the business of changing names now, they ought to change the name of this faggot prison to Faggotland USA.
by Publius0987 April 13, 2025
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