Publius0987's definitions

Finger Pointing Queers

All of the faggot politicians who refused to take responsibility and who tried to deflect blame while the country turned to shit.

Once they took "The Buck Stops Here" sign down, they turned into a bunch of Finger Pointing Queers.

by Publius0987 August 14, 2025

Fast Forward

Having to skip past the boring part of a porn video to get to the good part.

I wish women would stop wearing clothes in porn videos. We always fast forward to the naked scenes anyway. Just be naked from the start!

by Publius0987 August 3, 2025

Dumb dumb

An insult only an old ass politician would ever lob at another person.

Today, Gavin Newsom called JD Vance a dumb dumb, so that means he must want to suck his dick like a dum dum lollipop. Take your corrupt, stolen money and get the fuck out of here you meatheads!

by Publius0987 July 30, 2025

Arnold Palmer

A famous pro golfer whose dick Donald Trump admires.

When I was in college, I heard some faggot say that his asshole was so sensitive that "when I shit, I cum." That was the gayest thing I ever heard. Donald Trump's Arnold Palmer remark was the second gayest thing I ever heard.

by Publius0987 April 24, 2025

Honor Suicide

Back in the day, when people abided by honor codes, when someone disgraced themselves, their families, and their countries, they were asked to commit suicide to restore honor to their families.

Our society has completely deteriorated because we have abandoned all honor codes. Honor suicides were a powerful mechanism to keep people's behavior in check, and without that, people ran amok for too long.

by Publius0987 August 1, 2025

Two Weeks Notice

Back in the day, when employers gave a fuck about their workers, when someone left a company, they told their boss two weeks before they were leaving that they were going to leave, as a courtesy.

"I just got a job somewhere else, so I'm about to give my Two Weeks Notice. You're the first to know!"
"Fuck that shit! That shit ended in the 1980s! We're in a retail economy now. Just send them an email and peace out."

by Publius0987 April 12, 2025

Shit tragedy

When a bunch of evil individuals destroy a country or a place, and continue living at the end.

In a traditional tragedy, all of the characters die at the end but in a shit tragedy like the Fall of the United States, no one is dying so the horrible story isn't over and the damage continues.

by Publius0987 August 5, 2025