Definitions by Publius0987
America's Time of Death
In the ultimate form of corrupt nepotism, the unelected son of a former president was handed the presidency by the Supreme Court, which the incumbent's father helped form. Of course a lot of stupid shit happened after America's Time of Death. America has fallen.
America's Time of Death by Publius0987 August 6, 2025
Shit tragedy
In a traditional tragedy, all of the characters die at the end but in a shit tragedy like the Fall of the United States, no one is dying so the horrible story isn't over and the damage continues.
Shit tragedy by Publius0987 August 5, 2025
Straight Coming Out
Since the world has been obviously dominated by gay men for such a long time, the expectation is that children will now be gay, so if you're not, you need to have a straight coming out event.
Straight Coming Out by Publius0987 August 5, 2025
Beta Male
Any person who unofficially comes out by directing someone else to say they "used to get lost in the closet" is such a gigantic faggot that they embody the term Beta Male.
Beta Male by Publius0987 August 5, 2025
Worthless Queers
The billionaires and their puppet politicians are actually worthless queers because they're hoarding all of the money and forcing people to pay taxes to fund their subsidies. And just take a look at them and their partners to see very quickly that they're all gay.
Worthless Queers by Publius0987 August 4, 2025
Abortion Advertisement
When someone is such a piece of shit that they make you wish they were aborted, because your life would be better without them, and the world would be a better place without them.
When you can't think of any "leaders" who aren't living, breathing, walking, and talking abortion advertisements, you know it's time to change countries.
Abortion Advertisement by Publius0987 August 4, 2025
Shit Food
American made processed food.
Food so improperly cooked, whether overcooked or undercooked that renders it inedible.
Food so improperly cooked, whether overcooked or undercooked that renders it inedible.
"Where'd you like to go to eat tonight?"
"It doesn't really matter. I grew up on shit food so anywhere is fine."
"It doesn't really matter. I grew up on shit food so anywhere is fine."
Shit Food by Publius0987 August 4, 2025