Publius0987's definitions

Puzzler

A supposedly High IQ individual who can do a puzzle pretty fast but can't solve any of humanity's problems with immense power and wealth.

An old school idiot savant.

It's pretty puzzling how all of these Puzzlers made it to the top of the food chain. Well, actually it's not. They're just the product of corruption, that's all.

by Publius0987 September 12, 2025

Faggot Smell

When someone's breath smells like literal shit, as if they just finished sucking someone's dick and then ate their dirty asshole without washing afterwards.

Dude, whose cock did you just suck because that faggot smell it totally out of control!

by Publius0987 August 4, 2025

Not Gay Enough

When someone is so gay that you wish they'd be even more gay and suck someone's dick 24/7, so they'd shut the fuck up already.

Donald Trump is the most openly gay president in American history, but he's not gay enough because he still manages to be extremely damaging to America with all the stupid shit he says and does. He should be sucking Elon's dick all the time.

by Publius0987 April 30, 2025

Jackson Pollock

When a total piece of shit blows their brains out and it makes a beautiful image on the wall.

I could think of several politicians and prominent individuals who would make a Jackson Pollock if they ate a bullet. Leadership needs to get so much better than this.

by Publius0987 August 3, 2025

Q-Ping-Pong

The American political system, where gay men from both major parties passed the keys to each other over the course of several decades, and made it look like they were fighting each other.

We need a new party with a leader who isn't a total fucking clown to emerge so this shitty game of Q-Ping-Pong can end already!

by Publius0987 April 10, 2025

American Oligarchy

The billionaires and the puppet politicians they installed who ruined Western civilization through wars and dividing & conquering people with extremist positions.

The American version of the Iranian Mullahs.

It took the American population way too fuckin long to realize the American Oligarchy is 100% gay. When are you going to stop listening to some queen on TV being fed lines to promote another queen? The stupid era of America's corrupt two party system is over.

by Publius0987 April 9, 2025

Grand Rebranding

Judaism's metamorphosis into Christianity. The greatest, and most successful transformation of any organization thus far in human history.

It's absolutely amazing how they got away with the Grand Rebranding for 2,000 years. From Jesus openly being a Jew to the Pope wearing a yarmulke, how did people ignore the obvious for so long? Jesus didn't change human DNA. We're all Jews.

by Publius0987 April 12, 2025