123 definitions by Pseudonym

A n00b that is so n00bish, he is 1337.
Quit tk'ing me you 1337n00b!
by Pseudonym June 23, 2004
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A (non-existant) martial arts school that serves french fries with its monthly bill, but more commonly known as such:

A Martial arts school which has a Korean/asian flag and an american flag, many mirrors, teaches preschoolers, black belt status awarded in approximately 2 years.

Usually associated with Tae Kwon Do(n't) and Karate.

Usually costs egregious ammounts and says it is for 'self-defense' (but it is not useful ina street fight)
So I walked into this mcdojo and utterly owned their sensai (his name was Jeff) with my Wing Chun.

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"I do fry kwon do!"
by Pseudonym October 20, 2004
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Troublesome quartet in red who rock your bloody socks off!

~*The Arcadian Dream will set you free!*~
the Albion sails on course
by Pseudonym March 30, 2005
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1. describing a task that was easy, fast, or requires little or no time.
2. describing a person who is able to move at a fast pace.
That test was swiffy!
Damn! He sure is swiffy on the basketball court!
by Pseudonym March 30, 2005
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What you say when you see Paul's hair when he parts it.
HOLY SHIT! Paul's hair is so gross when parted! I want to vomit.
by Pseudonym January 23, 2005
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To scrape the barrel is to preform a sexually indecent act upon the partner... ALWAYS two queer men who are bumlords
Dodsworth loves to scrape the barrel
by Pseudonym March 29, 2004
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a machine used to measure the WHP (wheel hp) of a car across the cars entire range of gears.. also gives torque ratings
I just got my car dynoed after installing the intercooler, larger turbo and boost controller. I'm at 344 whp and roughly 300 ft/lb of torque
by Pseudonym April 21, 2004
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