bag piper

1. One who engages in oral sex with a male.
2. One who engages in oral sex with a male while at the same time humming simultaneously

The origins of this word come from Sean and Joe, taken from the original Middle English word bage pipiere. It is said this way because the male anatomy can be compared to a bag pipe.

1. Steve is a fuckin bag piper.
2. Last night I was hanging out with that girl, and she totally bag piped me.
3. She was bag piping so hard last night that she got the "Eye of the Tiger" stuck in my wang.

by pseudonym May 13, 2005

cop dome

to feel up on a girl's boobs while making out
ie: the domes are the two on her chest while ur coping them ie: feeling up on her

bob: yo i saw u n that girl at greg's party yesterday.. u two were gettin in on er what.. how far did u go
rob: yo she was lame.. she wouldn't even let me cop dome..
bob: damn thats wack...

by pseudonym April 19, 2005

what the ladies want

Don't know, never fucking will either.

I want you to be sensitive and brave and caring and tough and have a great body and be an intellectual and give me all your money

by pseudonym April 07, 2004

nut freeze

nut freeze is when ure nuts freeze to the porch cuz ure naked in the wintertime like a dumbass.

OOH! are ure nuts frozen to the porch?
(wine from dog)
Okay i'll get a spatula.
(louder wine from dog)

by pseudonym March 31, 2004

Monkey Slut

You know..that little slut that is always asking for it. Little hairy, but still worth the fifteen bucks.

Damn dude, check that 'Monkey Slut.' Only fifteen bucks!? Yeah, she's a little hairy, but still ...

by Pseudonym March 24, 2004

god

A word that is used mainly after writing ''oh'' that is used in lots of sentences to show something that the people that uses it find revolting, disgusting and about every feeling that you can have.

Oh god, that guy is totally out of topic, we are speaking here about religion issues that have indeed no relation with urbandictionnary.com

by pseudonym December 28, 2004

football

When a girl is playing footsie with you, and her foot travels up to your crotch.

She was playing football with me all through dinner.

by pseudonym April 12, 2004