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twinkie defense

O.K., this is the REAL Proud Conservative. Not his groupie.

The Story of the twinkie defense is thus:
In 1978, Dan White, a former San Francisco city supervisor who had recently resigned his position, entered San Francisco City Hall through a basement window, went upstairs, and shot and killed Mayor George Moscone and Supervisor Harvey Milk.

Psychiatrist Martin Blinder testified in court that White had been depressed, which led to eating junk food: Twinkies and Coca-Cola. This further deepened White's depression, since he was an ex-athlete and knew that the food was not good for him. This was evidence of his depression that prompted his murder spree. This celebrated diagnosis became known as the "Twinkie defense."
(Taken from www.ohnonews.com)
by Proud Conservative August 27, 2003
mugGet the twinkie defensemug.

cum

According to Henry Rollins, 'ropy jets of jism flying through the air to land on surgically enhanced breasts'
by Proud Conservative July 8, 2003
mugGet the cummug.

lying liar

1. The type of inferior being who would post sexual definitions and personal attacks on conservatives and Bush administration figures in this dictionary under my name. See also: Britard or Heterophobe.
2. The personal invective (name calling, Al) invented by Al Franken to apply to those who are CLEARLY his mental and social superiors. He believes that if you can't understand what someone says, that it must be a lie. To him, this would include nearly everyone.
That conservative must be a lying liar, because I can't understand supply-side economics.
by Proud Conservative September 17, 2003
mugGet the lying liarmug.

sandalista

1. A long-haired, dope-smoking, wire-rimmed, Birkenstock-clad, maggot-infested, unwashed KKKlinton supporter.
2. The reason insecticide and deodorant were invented.
3. Someone so high on Thai stick that they actually believe that Democrats make sense.
4. A subset of Liberal assclowns. In this case, a bad mixture of illegal psychadelic drugs and Karl Marx. In other words, unrepentant hippies.
I wish that friggin' sandalista would discover the benefits of soap and water. Patchouli can't cover the reek of marijuana and body odor.
by Proud Conservative July 9, 2003
mugGet the sandalistamug.

watermelon

The new breed of Environmentalist extremist, the term 'watermelon' indicates that these losers are only green on the outside, but red (or Communist) to their core.
Look, a watermelon spiking that tree, and on private property, too. Let's go spike HIS sorry ass.
by Proud Conservative July 21, 2003
mugGet the watermelonmug.

lottery

A tax on people who can't do math.
The odds of winning $1 million in the lottery are around a billion to one. Good luck. You'll need it.
by Proud Conservative October 22, 2003
mugGet the lotterymug.

bagless can fucking

I'd like to nail my old lady in the can, but I can't use a bag, cuz that would be a waste. Hence, I'd like to bagless can fuck her.
by Proud Conservative April 17, 2006
mugGet the bagless can fuckingmug.

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