lottery

A tax on people who can't do math.
The odds of winning $1 million in the lottery are around a billion to one. Good luck. You'll need it.
by Proud Conservative October 22, 2003
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Hate Monger

See also Ann Coulter. Her vitriolic hatred of all who oppose white christian dominance is nauseating and she is one of the many people who make me ashamed of labelling myself as conservative.
Some sample quotes from this 'lady':

"We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity. We weren't punctilious about locating and punishing only Hitler and his top officers. We carpet-bombed German cities; we killed civilians. That's war. And this is war."

"When contemplating college liberals, you really regret once again that John Walker is not getting the death penalty. We need to execute people like John Walker in order to physically intimidate liberals, by making them realize that they can be killed, too. Otherwise, they will turn out to be outright traitors."

"My only regret with Timothy McVeigh is he did not go to the New York Times Building."

And on and on and on.
by Proud Conservative April 30, 2004
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bagless can fucking

I'd like to nail my old lady in the can, but I can't use a bag, cuz that would be a waste. Hence, I'd like to bagless can fuck her.
by Proud Conservative April 17, 2006
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cum

According to Henry Rollins, 'ropy jets of jism flying through the air to land on surgically enhanced breasts'
by Proud Conservative July 08, 2003
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lying liar

1. The type of inferior being who would post sexual definitions and personal attacks on conservatives and Bush administration figures in this dictionary under my name. See also: Britard or Heterophobe.
2. The personal invective (name calling, Al) invented by Al Franken to apply to those who are CLEARLY his mental and social superiors. He believes that if you can't understand what someone says, that it must be a lie. To him, this would include nearly everyone.
That conservative must be a lying liar, because I can't understand supply-side economics.
by Proud Conservative September 17, 2003
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sandalista

1. A long-haired, dope-smoking, wire-rimmed, Birkenstock-clad, maggot-infested, unwashed KKKlinton supporter.
2. The reason insecticide and deodorant were invented.
3. Someone so high on Thai stick that they actually believe that Democrats make sense.
4. A subset of Liberal assclowns. In this case, a bad mixture of illegal psychadelic drugs and Karl Marx. In other words, unrepentant hippies.
I wish that friggin' sandalista would discover the benefits of soap and water. Patchouli can't cover the reek of marijuana and body odor.
by Proud Conservative July 09, 2003
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watermelon

The new breed of Environmentalist extremist, the term 'watermelon' indicates that these losers are only green on the outside, but red (or Communist) to their core.
Look, a watermelon spiking that tree, and on private property, too. Let's go spike HIS sorry ass.
by Proud Conservative July 21, 2003
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