Proud Conservative's definitions

lottery

A tax on people who can't do math.

The odds of winning $1 million in the lottery are around a billion to one. Good luck. You'll need it.

by Proud Conservative October 22, 2003

cum

According to Henry Rollins, 'ropy jets of jism flying through the air to land on surgically enhanced breasts'

by Proud Conservative July 8, 2003

watermelon

The new breed of Environmentalist extremist, the term 'watermelon' indicates that these losers are only green on the outside, but red (or Communist) to their core.

Look, a watermelon spiking that tree, and on private property, too. Let's go spike HIS sorry ass.

by Proud Conservative July 21, 2003

spoda

A wanna-be. Easily spotted by the fact that they dress like rappers and black movie roles, and talk ghetto while they live suburban.

I was spoda be born black, but I was born white instead, homey. Damn mom and dad. I'll have to bust a cap in their asses if they don't have my allowance ready, yo.

by Proud Conservative June 1, 2003

Hate Monger

See also Ann Coulter. Her vitriolic hatred of all who oppose white christian dominance is nauseating and she is one of the many people who make me ashamed of labelling myself as conservative.

Some sample quotes from this 'lady':

"We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity. We weren't punctilious about locating and punishing only Hitler and his top officers. We carpet-bombed German cities; we killed civilians. That's war. And this is war."

"When contemplating college liberals, you really regret once again that John Walker is not getting the death penalty. We need to execute people like John Walker in order to physically intimidate liberals, by making them realize that they can be killed, too. Otherwise, they will turn out to be outright traitors."

"My only regret with Timothy McVeigh is he did not go to the New York Times Building."

And on and on and on.

by Proud Conservative April 30, 2004

bagless can fucking

Anal sex sans condom.

I'd like to nail my old lady in the can, but I can't use a bag, cuz that would be a waste. Hence, I'd like to bagless can fuck her.

by Proud Conservative April 17, 2006

Recto-cranial Immersion

The Liberal malady of having your head encased firmly in your (or someone else's) rectum.

Al Franken suffers from a terminal case of Recto-cranial Immersion.

by Proud Conservative September 22, 2003