I only done her once and the condom split, now she`s knocked up! how`s your luck?! I gave the barmaid a fiver, and she gave me change from a bullseye, how`s your luck?!
by Proper Londoner July 11, 2008
An Asian version of "Rodney" from "only fools and horses" (British TV sitcom). Amalgamation of "choddu" and "Rodney".
Kameshwar spent all day carrying his brother`s SIM card stall around Basildon, only to get mugged for the takings by chavs from Kent. What a fucking chodney, He should stay in East Ham.
by Proper Londoner February 27, 2008
by Proper Londoner January 20, 2008
A UK Magazine aimed mostly at Chav Women. Used to somehow justify claiming benefits of all kinds whilst breeding like rats.
My Mum shagged my boyfriend whilst I was giving birth to My Brother`s Girlfriend`s surrogate Child. Give Me £300 and I`ll tell the whole world about it in "Take A Break Magazine".
by Proper Londoner September 09, 2008
An acronym for: Lardarsed Yanks who don`t have the self-control to eat and excercise like Humans. You`re not "big" You`re just fat. There`s fuck all "beautiful" about that. Get a grip or you won`t even be "Women". You`ll be dead, as a result of whatever disease you contract as a result of your selfish cunt of a lifestyle. You eat per day, a 3rd World family`s weekly sustenance. Think of that when you`re shopping, you fat cunt.
by Proper Londoner November 22, 2009