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When in a FWB arrangement a "friend bang" is an individual sex session with someone that you're actually friends with.
by Professor Sequoia November 5, 2021
Get the friend bang mug.Term used mainly by older millennials to describe ending ones night with a high quality sexual encounter is always capitalized
Yeah I'm about to pay my tab and jet Nikki is coming to my place which means it's time for a SMASH PARTY
by Professor Sequoia February 12, 2023
Get the SMASH PARTY mug.Taken from legendary pro wrestler Hulk Hogan who would use the phrase to turn down any decision that didn't benefit him. Now used as a way of turning something/anything down emphatically
by Professor Sequoia December 31, 2022
Get the That's not gonna work for me brotha mug.An old world term used to identify a sexual partner outside of a marriage. Typically used by those in higher social classes. Now used by ppl that are trying to be ironic or as a less crude way to identify your side/FWB/Fuck buddy etc
What? Why do I call Nikki my "paramore"!?! Well mainly cause I'm in my 30's so calling her my "fuck buddy" sounds weird, also it makes me feel fancy & sophisticated when I'm actually a barely functioning adult.
by Professor Sequoia February 12, 2023
Get the Paramore mug.A Red Bucket List is like a regular bucket list except that the items on said list are usually of a sexual nature
"Getting my D sucked by one chick while another eats my ass at the same time is at the top of my Red Bucket List."
by Professor Sequoia August 30, 2023
Get the Red Bucket List mug.A designated male that a woman/male sees exclusively for stress reducing high quality sex. Different from a fwb (friend with benefits) in the sense that a D.D. can usually be depended on supplying orgasms a FWB is usually just for N.S.A. sex.
by Professor Sequoia August 24, 2022
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Kinda regret that threesome with Nikki I mean yeah she's hot AF but now Ted and I are SMASH BROS for life especially after locking eyes a couple times during FML
by Professor Sequoia February 12, 2023
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