4 definitions by Professor Hulk
The affect on your body from consuming massive quantities of cookies (usually chocolate chip). Symptoms typically include: numbness in lower extremities of the body, feelings of bloated-ness leading to an urgent need to lie down on the nearest floor, an inability to communicate with more than single-syllable words, uncontrollable moaning and sighing.
After consuming an entire batch of Ruth's chocolate chip cookies, Ian experienced a severe case of "Cookie Leg", and was last seen in a coma-like state lying on the living room floor.
by Professor Hulk June 4, 2021
A tall pouring (8-12 oz) of an alcoholic beverage, usually whiskey, that is drunk in the early or mid afternoon.
When my grandfather visited my uncle's gas station, they would often pour a schnibsy or two at around 3 in the afternoon.
by Professor Hulk March 31, 2018
My grandfather would often meet at my Uncle's gas station and have a schnibsy or two before the gas station closed at 6pm.
by Professor Hulk April 7, 2018
Noun - A person, usually a guest, who repeatedly demonstrates annoying tendency to open a 16 oz drink and only consume three sips, wasting most of the drink.
by Professor Hulk December 9, 2017