Professor Fatbot's definitions

go facebook live

Livestreaming while committing a heinous crime such as a mass shooting.

I left work because one of the guys in the warehouse looked like he'd pop the trunk and go Facebook Live.

by Professor Fatbot May 22, 2022

tactical gaming shorts

Shorts typically intended for working out or team sports such as basketball which have been repurposed for comfort and ventilation during gaming. They are also the lowest tier of pants which a man can reasonably wear in public while going to a convenience store.

I just want change into my tactical gaming shorts, it's too hot in my apartment from my video card to wear jeans.

by Professor Fatbot October 13, 2021

uncle ted

Your drunk uncle. Even if your drunk uncle isn't Ted, he'd probably respond to it.

Uncle Ted got so pissed at Thanksgiving that we found him on the floor of my cousin's room passed out and soaked in urine.

by Professor Fatbot January 26, 2004

cutting laps

Driving around on a certain fixed path either to be seen, to see, simply to pass the time for the lack of something better to do.

It's nice out, let's go get some Slurpees and cut laps 'til it's dark enough to set off these fireworks in old people's yards.

I saw Kevin cutting laps in the haggard old Trans-Am he bought from his uncle.

by Professor Fatbot February 18, 2010