Smoke a cigarette in the rain

Hyperbole (exaggerated statement) describing a person with an extremely large nose.

Have you ever seen Zach Hadel before? That thing is huge!

Yeah, he could smoke a cigarette in the rain.

by Professor Doodlewacker May 09, 2024

Horses Minorses

A term describing frustration or exhaustion.

Synonym: Chrysler cars.

Jack: "This work is a pain in my rear *sputters*"
Jill: "Horses Minorses

by Professor Doodlewacker January 20, 2024

Stem

Stem
(steh-m)

In verbage, to stem is to fling; toss with great power with an optional lack of accuracy. It may also (depending on context) mean an absolute domination ex: Gapping in racing.

1. Holy smokes Jebediah won the Amish Powerball and stemmed Abraham's horse and buggy!
2. Sorry I had to tell it to you like this, but the school R.A.D. team stemmed your pet hamster into outer fucking orbit.

by Professor Doodlewacker December 21, 2023

Ubication

Ubication
/ju bɪˈkeɪʃən/

An ubication is a descriptive noun describing the feeling or physicality of a state of nothing.
Not to be confused with existentialism, rather a confusion or lack of knowledge of where you are, how you got there, or perhaps what you are.

1. Greg: I heard that Johnny got kidnapped over the summer and woke up in a nameless ubication.

Jane: What the hell is an ubication?

2. (passive voice) After a while, I found myself in a strange ubication of grasslands.

(active voice) After a while, a strange feeling of ubication fell upon me as i gazed into the grasslands.

by Professor Doodlewacker December 21, 2023