Definitions by Probel Chuvak

Shelterism 

The act of sheltering your child from every “bad” thing in the world until adulthood, causing multiple social disorders.

My poor friend’s parents practice shelterism.

Shelterism by Probel Chuvak August 14, 2018

W.I.F.E. 

An acronym for Wired Integrated Female Electroencephalograph.

I was programming my W.I.F.E.

W.I.F.E. by Probel Chuvak July 17, 2018

Penile Flatulence 

Penis queef; air escaping from the penis like vaginal flatulence. Slang include pequeef, dick fart, man queef, et cetera.

Mike is known for his penile flatulence.

Penile Flatulence by Probel Chuvak June 2, 2018

Sholy Hit

A phrase used when you are a dumb little kid allergic to bad words. (Holy Shit with the first letters swapped).

He told me about the car crash, and I replied “Sholy Hit!”

Sholy Hit by Probel Chuvak May 29, 2018