6 definitions by Pringal Jugar
To habitually sway back and forth awkwardly while maintaining a conversation. During the Porte Shuffle one usually looks diagonally at the ground, away from who the conversation is with. Sentences should be started with a giggle or awkward laugh to maintain a true Porte Shuffle.
by Pringal Jugar April 10, 2015
A video located on the deep web considered to be the most vile, disgusting, and dark videos on the entirety of the internet. The worst of the worst. It depicts two men, who tie up a mother to a tree, and force her to watch as they throw her infant child into an industrial wood cutter. After being soaked in the child's blood they then take the shredded meat of the child and consume it, hence the name (it looks like ground hamburger meat).
"Have you seen 3 guys one hammer? Bro it's like the worst video on the internet."
"Are you kidding? That shit is as mild as My Little Pony compared to Baby Burger."
"Are you kidding? That shit is as mild as My Little Pony compared to Baby Burger."
by Pringal Jugar August 1, 2016
A term typically used by military personnel to describe a Friday that can go as bad as it possibly can. But it doesnt matter because it cant change the fact that tomorrow is saturday (or whatever your "weekend" is)
"Can you believe SGT Maj is having us do a 20 mile hike right before we have to stand in formation for 3 hours?"
"At least its bulletproof friday"
"At least its bulletproof friday"
by Pringal Jugar October 4, 2019
A revenge porn site located on the deep web that allows you to search by name, location, age, tattoos, or other categories.
1 - Man, Sarah sure is hot. I wish I could see what she looks like under those clothes.
2- Didn't you hear man? Her ex leaked a bunch of nudes on Pink Meth.
2- Didn't you hear man? Her ex leaked a bunch of nudes on Pink Meth.
by Pringal Jugar August 1, 2016
by Pringal Jugar March 11, 2021
A "Blood Wizard" is when you're banging a chick whilst she's on the rag and you use the blood as lubrication. Once your dick is sufficiently wet, you take it out, and flick the blood all over her back/stomach while yelling a spell.
by Pringal Jugar June 26, 2017