Prettyugly 's definitions

pervy merve

A person who adds you on any social media/dating app, who is not that attractive, but you're giving them a chance, and sends you nothing but perverted messages no matter what is said.

Girl: "so where did yourbband name kayne incognito come from?"
Boy; "kayne (Kane) is my middle name."
Girl: "OmG that's so hot. You just went up 10 sexy points for a total of 110! Redeem them soon!!!"
Guy: "don't be such a pervy merve!"

by Prettyugly February 5, 2017

breadbin

what townies say to each other

yeh man innnit, my breadbin

by prettyugly November 21, 2004

tester

ever seen a fat chav bloke with shitloads of tatoos? well hes probably a tester. tatoo parlours grab random blokes off the street, drug 'em then draw random shit on them.

that 50 cent has so many tatoo's hes gotta b a fuckin tester

by prettyugly November 21, 2004

social services

bunch of interfering bastards.

that was a joke. the social services do a great job.

by prettyugly November 21, 2004

one true voice

dropping dead after listening to a CD

how did he die? i think he was one true voiced

by prettyugly November 21, 2004