Dong sniffer

A rude or douche like person, generally a gay male. ( a gay jerk).

That cashier could have been more courtious, the dong sniffer probably spit in our food!

by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016

lavatory lemonade

The act of pissing in a bathroom sink.

All the stalls were occupied . I couldn't hold it any longer so I headed to the sink for some lavatory lemonade.

by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016

dick check her snatch

Originated from the south, a term used when you would like to have sex with a female.
A seemingly easy feat , when a male is interested in sticking their dick in a particular vagina, then you have accomplished this.
A clever way of saying I would fuck her.

Sarah is fine as hell, I would love to dick check her snatch!

by Poot there it is!!! December 18, 2016

at&pee

The act of using the phone in a bathroom stall.

We can't use phones on the clock so I will have to go to the bathroom for an AT&pee break

by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016

naval jelly

semen left in the belly button after ejaculation on the stomach.

Of course I didn't use a condom. I left her on the bed with a towel and a fresh batch of naval jelly

by Poot there it is!!! December 17, 2016

Bean belly

A snobby person who practically lives at the gym, posts on social media nonstop about it, gives others advice about working out but still has a belly. Mainly seen at CrossFit gyms and more commonly a female.

Christy stuck her nose up at the new years resolution people at the box (CrossFit gym), but when she was jumping up to grab the bar, we could all see her bean belly.

by Poot there it is!!! January 22, 2021

turd towel

When the bathroom is out of hand towels and you have to dry your hands with toilet paper. The toilet paper then becomes a turd towel.

With no hand towels left in the bathroom I was forced to use a turd towel to dry my hands and open the door with.

by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016