When the bathroom is out of hand towels and you have to dry your hands with toilet paper. The toilet paper then becomes a turd towel.
With no hand towels left in the bathroom I was forced to use a turd towel to dry my hands and open the door with.
by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016
A Toilet paper roll in a bathroom stall that has been intentionally drenched with piss. Main reason for doing so is to make an unpleasant shitting experience for the next patron.
I hope no one has to take a shit in that stall tonight. All I left them to wipe with was the bathroom yellow pages.
by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016
A uncircumcised penis. Usually in reference to it becoming hard and foreskin peeled down. ( a human red rocket)
She wanted to have sex with him after they left the bar but he was to drunk for his switchblade to work.
by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016
by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016
The ring of shit around the head of ones dick after anal sex. As a ring around the finger is received after the completion of school. This ring around the head of the penis is received after anal sex.
i always keep some kind of tissue handy to wipe the class ring off my dick after Anal until I can wash it off .
by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016
Basically an epic prick, or jerk. used when the phrase dick head is not a harsh enough name.
When one is guilty of more than one dick head offense they then become a nigger dick face.
When one is guilty of more than one dick head offense they then become a nigger dick face.
by Poot there it is!!! December 17, 2016
All the stalls were occupied . I couldn't hold it any longer so I headed to the sink for some lavatory lemonade.
by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016