Poot there it is!!!'s definitions

lavatory lemonade

The act of pissing in a bathroom sink.

All the stalls were occupied . I couldn't hold it any longer so I headed to the sink for some lavatory lemonade.

by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016

trump hustle

When you win at something and then the loser gets mad.
Mostly used in reference when the assumed underdog hustles the hustler.

You have trump hustled if you are gambling and beat the house to the point of they won't let you play.

He thought I couldn't play ball untill I trump hustled him. Now he wants to fight.

by Poot there it is!!! December 17, 2016

obama sauna

The hot feeling sometimes accompanied with sweat to include the palms fealt when it is realized that you have not done your job or done a job wrong

My boss man caught me asleep on the job and I went into an instant Obama sauna even though the temperature had to be in the 50's

by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016

porpoise poot

The act of going underwater with the exception of your ass and letting out a loud fart. Preferably in the act of an in water dive so as to time it in a manner that you fart as soon as the ass breaches the water. The way a porpoise clears it's blowhole to breathe and reemerge .

When in a pool and you have to fart there is a tough decision to be made. Do you blow bubbles or share with the masses and porpoise poot.

by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016

naval jelly

semen left in the belly button after ejaculation on the stomach.

Of course I didn't use a condom. I left her on the bed with a towel and a fresh batch of naval jelly

by Poot there it is!!! December 17, 2016

Bean belly

A snobby person who practically lives at the gym, posts on social media nonstop about it, gives others advice about working out but still has a belly. Mainly seen at CrossFit gyms and more commonly a female.

Christy stuck her nose up at the new years resolution people at the box (CrossFit gym), but when she was jumping up to grab the bar, we could all see her bean belly.

by Poot there it is!!! January 22, 2021

at&pee

The act of using the phone in a bathroom stall.

We can't use phones on the clock so I will have to go to the bathroom for an AT&pee break

by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016