brawl stars

A painfully grindy and repetitive mobile competitive game with trash balancing and unfair matchmaking. That's just the tip of the iceberg.

1. Fake multiplayer
Until your brawler reaches 500 trophies, you are more likely to be matched against bots. It makes sense because you can't see saved videos for characters with less than 500 trophies.

2. Balancing
Some "brawlers" are better than others at fighting eachother. When a character comes out they can have something overpowered until many f2p players unlock it. Example: There was a star power (unlockable power-up for level 10 and up) for the character 8-BIT that could respawn you with a forcefield and full ammo. It wasn't even fixed that quickly.

3. Gameplay
On showdown, you play with the most pay to win brawler, team up wih someone and hope they don't kill you and/or hide until 2 players/teams remain.

On 3v3, you either have friends with strong enough brawlers or hope that your teammates aren't "randumb".
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iPiss Pro Max™

The brand all-new innovative aluminium 4:3 aspect ratio tablet that will definently not be slowed down on purpose after about 3 years since purchase. Now with no sim card slot and a better vibration for your private needs. From Crapple.
Instead of donating money to charity, I'm going to buy the new iPiss Pro Max™ from Crappe and flex it because I can't do anything else with it but browse the web and play mobile games.
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dopamine slot machine

A shit-filled web-page or something, designed to mostly addict you and suck off your precious time while you WERE looking for something else.

See also; fart porn
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Juan Dis Phakinat

Juan Dis Phakinat is a son of dreamybullxxx. He was a poor man who spent his last dollars on baked nuts, only to get robbed on his way in front of his house. He then passed away due to starvation. He cried in pain. A kind man named Oakley Colt Shyd offered him a boiled egg, unfortunately, it was too late. May he rest in peace.
Juan Dis Phakinat: You want this nut?
Robber: Give me your or die
*cries in pain*
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denuvo condom

A type of condom that is not doing a good job at protection, but also ruins the orgasm for both partners.
Guy1: Is that a denuvo condom? Refund that shit.
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Windows 11

A slight modification of Widows 10 with some more tweaks and bullshit. People use it because Microshit says it's going to be safer and more compatible in the future.

Fun Fact: On windows 7, you would go to control panel and search resolution.

On windows 11,
You go to Display Settings > Advanced Display Settings > Display Adapter Properties > List All Modes. Choose the lowest option and you may reduce your resolution even more if you go back to Display Settings > Resolution.
64gb minimum for an operating system? Let's all hope that Windows 11 fails like 8 did
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gacha heat video

A video of cartoon/chibi characters from the mobile dress-up games "Gacha life" and "Gacha Club" piss, shit and/or fart (usually wearing a shirt that has the exact same color of their skin) while making an orgasm face.
Gacha heat videos are my favourite thing to watch at night
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