PoopSlave97's definitions

jailbreaking

Trying to get some features that android already has. just get an android phone.

stupid american cunt: I had the shitPhone x pro max and it slowed down a lot after 3 years. I am considering jailbreaking

by PoopSlave97 June 16, 2023

iPiss Pro Max™

The brand all-new innovative aluminium 4:3 aspect ratio tablet that will definently not be slowed down on purpose after about 3 years since purchase. Now with no sim card slot and a better vibration for your private needs. From Crapple.

Instead of donating money to charity, I'm going to buy the new iPiss Pro Max™ from Crappe and flex it because I can't do anything else with it but browse the web and play mobile games.

by PoopSlave97 July 26, 2023

sonic superstars

When you are about to cum but she goes faster with louder moans.

Guy1: See that hot chick over there? She gave me some sonic superstars last night.

by PoopSlave97 June 10, 2023

dopamine slot machine

A shit-filled web-page or something, designed to mostly addict you and suck off your precious time while you WERE looking for something else.

See also; fart porn

tiktok is a dopamine slot machine

by PoopSlave97 January 27, 2024

Juan Dis Phakinat

Juan Dis Phakinat is a son of dreamybullxxx. He was a poor man who spent his last dollars on baked nuts, only to get robbed on his way in front of his house. He then passed away due to starvation. He cried in pain. A kind man named Oakley Colt Shyd offered him a boiled egg, unfortunately, it was too late. May he rest in peace.

Juan Dis Phakinat: You want this nut?
Robber: Give me your or die
*cries in pain*

by PoopSlave97 May 14, 2024

denuvo condom

A type of condom that is not doing a good job at protection, but also ruins the orgasm for both partners.

Guy1: Is that a denuvo condom? Refund that shit.

by PoopSlave97 May 31, 2023

gacha heat video

A video of cartoon/chibi characters from the mobile dress-up games "Gacha life" and "Gacha Club" piss, shit and/or fart (usually wearing a shirt that has the exact same color of their skin) while making an orgasm face.

Gacha heat videos are my favourite thing to watch at night

by PoopSlave97 July 25, 2023