Poontang 's definitions

Goblin

An alcoholic beverage consisting of vodka and monster, when drank the stimulant of the caffeine fights against the depressant of the alcohol to create an intense buzz.

"Man that goblin had me shit faced last night"

by Poontang July 17, 2014

Bushwhore

(n) a blind follower of George W Bush and his administration's policies. Someone who will purposefully obfuscate the facts to forward their authoritarian political agenda.

Ann Coulter is a prime example of a BushWhore.

by poontang November 6, 2006

Clit Cave

(n) slang for a particularly raunchy Lesbian bar or hangout. Where Lesbians meet up for raunchy Lesbo sex.

Kris was feeling horny, so she went down to the Clit Cave to cruise for pussy.

by poontang October 18, 2006

Lesbohemian

(n) A lesbian hippy. Lesbohemians are typically experimental lesbians during college.. and usually go back to men after a while.

Cassandra was a typical Lesbohemian, always wearing Grateful Dead Tshirts, attending anti-war rallies, and eating bearded clams, until after graduation when she grew tired of Seafood and went back to sausage.

by poontang October 18, 2006

Aquarium

(n) derogatory term used by gay men for a place with a large presence of females.

"My God Steve, what's with all of the fish in the bar tonight? If I wanted to go to an Aquarium, I'd have gone to Sea World."

by poontang October 18, 2006

scattered smothered and covered

Slang for a way of ordering hashbrowns at The Waffle House diners. Scattered smothered and covered means that the hashbrowns are scattered on the grill, smothered with diced onions, and covered with melted cheese.

After a long night of drinking, you have to head down to The Waffle House at 3am and get em scattered smothered and covered.

by poontang October 16, 2006

George Allen

A known racist Senator of Virginia and former Governor of Virginia. Allen was well known to keep a hangman's noose prominently displayed in his office (an obvious reference to lynchings). He also prominently flew the Confederate battle flag in front of his house. George Allen tries to pretend he is a good ole boy from Virginia, when he actually was raised in Southern California. He routinely panders to the uneducated, racist rednecks from Southern Virginia.

George Allen? Well he's just a good ole Southern boy.. a Southern California boy.

by poontang October 16, 2006