Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Poon doctor

Mountain oysters

Bulls nuts... broiled and full of warm splooge

That redneck over there is sucking on mountain oysters!

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When ones face is abused by another man's taint. Therefore he is tainted!

That guy over there was the first to pass out at the party , dude was tainted!

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Dudes penis is huge! It's a flesh musket!

I hit her with my flesh musket now she's wanting the D again!

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Kneepads used for very long ventures on your knees. Usually sold at home depot or lowes.

Dude check out my Bob Frazier's, no more knee sores for me! She blew me for an hour straight on her knees by the dumpster! She had on Bob fraziers!

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