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Facey Pastie

A facemask worn by covidiots in a situation where masking serves no purpose. Failure to senselessly apply your own facey pastie may result in intense verbal backlash, regardless of your distance from others.
"Don't disgrace me by being so hasty with your lacy facey pastie."
by PooPoo Garbage LLC November 22, 2020
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Sometimes I cry when I poop

A throwaway phrase best used to make annoying/boring/stupid people think you're crazy, and therefore to get them to stop talking to you.
"Yo did you see last night's football game?"
"Sometimes I cry when I poop"
by PooPoo Garbage LLC February 27, 2022
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Jaywalking

Walking around outside while chiefing cannabis.

Derived from the fact that outdoor tokers usually opt for jays, due to their portable and convenient nature.
"Damn bruh, you're too smacked already? You just showed up!"
"That's because I was jaywalking here, son."
by PooPoo Garbage LLC February 15, 2023
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killdie

"Let's all squad up tonight and play some killdie."
by PooPoo Garbage LLC January 18, 2023
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Cat

A demon in feline form which has successfully hacked natural selection by manipulating the dominant species. The most prevalent and destructive invasive species known to man, cats wreak havoc on songbird populations, ruin indoor air quality and kill humans with Toxoplasmosis and Bartonella infections worldwide. Prolonged exposure to their Toxoplasma bacteria will cause humans to lose their will and become cat thralls over time.
"My cat clawed my daughter's face off yesterday. It was her fault for moving so suddenly and thankfully the cat is ok."
- a cat thrall
by PooPoo Garbage LLC May 25, 2022
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QWOPerating

When you cooperate so poorly that you're basically engaging in sabotage. Named after the game QWOP in which the pkayer character QWOP can hardly walk without extreme effort.
"What else do you want me to do man, I'm cooperating?"
"Na dude your work on this is trash. You're QWOPerating."
by PooPoo Garbage LLC May 25, 2022
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Sad Hour

The hour immediately following Happy Hour.
"Let's get some Happy Hour drinks tonight!"
"Sorry guy, you just missed it."
"Aww... guess it's Sad Hour then."
by PooPoo Garbage LLC May 30, 2022
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