Jaywalking

Walking around outside while chiefing cannabis.

Derived from the fact that outdoor tokers usually opt for jays, due to their portable and convenient nature.

"Damn bruh, you're too smacked already? You just showed up!"
"That's because I was jaywalking here, son."

by PooPoo Garbage LLC February 15, 2023

killdie

A fast-paced first person shooter game.

"Let's all squad up tonight and play some killdie."

by PooPoo Garbage LLC January 18, 2023

Flyover Zone

The American Midwest. Named the Flyover Zone due to the fact that many people will fly over the region without ever visiting. Likely because the midwest fucking sucks and there's barely anything there but cornfields and retards.

I used to live in the Flyover Zone. Now that I live on the East Coast it's like I'm in paradise.

by PooPoo Garbage LLC August 19, 2022

QWOPerating

When you cooperate so poorly that you're basically engaging in sabotage. Named after the game QWOP in which the pkayer character QWOP can hardly walk without extreme effort.

"What else do you want me to do man, I'm cooperating?"
"Na dude your work on this is trash. You're QWOPerating."

by PooPoo Garbage LLC May 25, 2022

Facey Pastie

A facemask worn by covidiots in a situation where masking serves no purpose. Failure to senselessly apply your own facey pastie may result in intense verbal backlash, regardless of your distance from others.

"Don't disgrace me by being so hasty with your lacy facey pastie."

by PooPoo Garbage LLC November 22, 2020

_____ McGhee

A word which defines a person followed by McGhee. Used to refer to the person and/or to poke fun at their condition/interests.

"Hey man, we need to take a break, my ankle hurts."
"Whatever you say, Ankle McGhee."

"Brb I need a quick smoke break."
"Alright Cigs McGhee."

_____ McGhee

by PooPoo Garbage LLC October 04, 2021

Sometimes I cry when I poop

A throwaway phrase best used to make annoying/boring/stupid people think you're crazy, and therefore to get them to stop talking to you.

"Yo did you see last night's football game?"
"Sometimes I cry when I poop"

by PooPoo Garbage LLC February 27, 2022