Definitions by Pony Battles
Cornholio
Common definition: A retarded White guy that thinks he's an Arab that needs toilet paper for his bunghole.
Underground definition: An Arab that hoards toilet paper when there's a global pandemic going on.
Underground definition: An Arab that hoards toilet paper when there's a global pandemic going on.
Beavis: I'm Cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole! But look! But look! He needs more TP than me!
*points at Arab dude*
Butthead: Shut up dumbass!
*bitch slaps Beavis.....WHOOOOOP!!!!!*
Beavis: ARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!
*points at Arab dude*
Butthead: Shut up dumbass!
*bitch slaps Beavis.....WHOOOOOP!!!!!*
Beavis: ARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!
Cornholio by Pony Battles July 10, 2020
Goat
Most people use the word sheeple when they actually mean goat. A goat is a person that's unaware of what's going on in the world around them. They go through life on autopilot thinking everything in life is great, even when it isn't. Words synonymous with goat are sheeple, sleeper, dreamer, and ignorant.
Fred: Mandy is sure strange. She smiles all the time for no reason at all. When I asked her what's so great, she said the world is a perfect place. This world is anything, but perfect. What's wrong with her?
Allen: Some people will always be a Goat.
Allen: Some people will always be a Goat.
Goat by Pony Battles June 29, 2020
Free World
Free World is an imaginary place where you can say whatever you want and protections to people's rights actually mean something.
Example #1:
Gretchen: My little Johnny said damn during school, they kicked him out, I took them to court, and lost. Where are Johnny's 1st Amendment Rights?
Jill: He has no rights. They have POLICIES. This isn't a Free World you know.
Example #2:
Mike: I smoked weed with Dale for over 10 years, but one day he got busted, and decided "not getting prison time" was more important than our friendship, so they gave me prison time instead. Now I can't own a gun to hunt with?
Jeff: This isn't a Free World you know.
Gretchen: My little Johnny said damn during school, they kicked him out, I took them to court, and lost. Where are Johnny's 1st Amendment Rights?
Jill: He has no rights. They have POLICIES. This isn't a Free World you know.
Example #2:
Mike: I smoked weed with Dale for over 10 years, but one day he got busted, and decided "not getting prison time" was more important than our friendship, so they gave me prison time instead. Now I can't own a gun to hunt with?
Jeff: This isn't a Free World you know.
Free World by Pony Battles November 25, 2019
Free Lunch
Free Lunch is where you're allowed to get something totally free without having to pay anything for it later.
Steve: I took Samantha to my house and we had a really good time together, but since I didn't buy her food first, she said she won't be seeing me again.
Bill: There is no Free Lunch.
Bill: There is no Free Lunch.
Free Lunch by Pony Battles November 25, 2019
Asskitty
Ted: The crowd seems pretty wild here and there's lots of pretty girls. Which one do you prefer?
Jay: I love the skinny brunette over there with the pink shirt that says KISS MY ASS. You know that she's an Asskitty.
Jay: I love the skinny brunette over there with the pink shirt that says KISS MY ASS. You know that she's an Asskitty.
Asskitty by Pony Battles November 25, 2019