12 definitions by Pony Battles

Herd of Swine

Common definition: Yeshua casts the group of demons out of the possessed man into a herd of swine; i.e., group of pigs.

Underground definition: Since the Jews didn't raise pigs, the herd of swine was the Roman authorities; the police.

Carl: I'm going to go rob a bank.

George: That's a good way to attract a Herd of Swine. Congratulations you idiot...

by Pony Battles July 10, 2020

Free Lunch

Free Lunch is where you're allowed to get something totally free without having to pay anything for it later.

Steve: I took Samantha to my house and we had a really good time together, but since I didn't buy her food first, she said she won't be seeing me again.

Bill: There is no Free Lunch.

by Pony Battles November 25, 2019

Lolli Licker

Common definition: Someone that likes sucker candies.

Underground definition: Someone that loves to suck dick; a cock sucker.

Michael: Suzy really seems to love that group of guys over there. Just look at her eyeballing their swimming trunks.

Melinda: What else do you expect? She loves sucking dick.

Amanda: That's a Lolli Licker for you.

by Pony Battles July 10, 2020

Unicorn

The common definition of a unicorn is a mythical creature that looks like a white horse with a spiralled horn on it's head.

The underground definition of a unicorn is a person that enjoys the swinger lifestyle.

Deborah: Woah look at that stud over there! He must have at least 16 women on him!

Dan: They don't call him Charlie the Unicorn for nothing.

by Pony Battles July 10, 2020

Asskitty

Asskitty is a young attractive woman that enjoys anal sex.

Ted: The crowd seems pretty wild here and there's lots of pretty girls. Which one do you prefer?

Jay: I love the skinny brunette over there with the pink shirt that says KISS MY ASS. You know that she's an Asskitty.

by Pony Battles November 25, 2019