Definitions by Ponsonby Britt

the mids 

Used to describe when something is so-so in quality. As in OK, but not all that great.

The term comes from mid-grade cannabis; it'll get you high, but not as good as a better strain.

Burger King and Wendy's are the mids compared to other fast-food places.

the mids by Ponsonby Britt January 5, 2019

grooted 

Acronym for Get Rid Of One Thing Every Day. To eliminate/throw away/give away one item laying around one's household daily, in order to eliminate excessive clutter to better organize things.

I grooted an old can of varnish that had been sitting under my bathroom sink for years.

grooted by Ponsonby Britt September 10, 2013

mic-bombing

A form of stage crashing and similar to photo bombing, it is the act of overtaking/hijacking the microphone during a stage performance or event from the presenter/host/performer. Mic-bombing has happened twice during the MTV Video Music Awards, once in 1994 when "Nathaniel Hornblower" (the late Adam Yauch of the Beastie Boys in disguise) mic-bombed R.E.M. to air his displeasure of being passed up for the "Best Music Video" award, and again in 2009 when Kanye West mic-bombed Taylor Swift during the "Best Female Video" presentation to complain that Beyonce should of won instead...

Jimmy rushed the stage and proceeded to perform a mic-bombing while the annoying host was opening the show.

mic-bombing by Ponsonby Britt August 21, 2013

folgered 

Another term for ABV, or Already Been Vaporized, marijuana, after it's been used up in a vaporizer (i.e Volcano, DaVinci, etc.) to it's fullest vaporizing capacity. It ends up looking very dark brown and granular, much like Folger's instant coffee, hence the name.

That grass looks pretty folgered, time to reload the vape.

folgered by Ponsonby Britt September 18, 2012

riding on my ass 

An annoying and burdensome, but important responsibility or concern that is hovering over you that you have to bear and deal with, albeit begrudgingly.

Yea, I can't go out tonight, I got a shitload of homework riding on my ass.

My job is so stressful because of all the big clients I got riding on my ass.

riding on my ass by Ponsonby Britt December 6, 2010