Pompous Smurf's definitions

roachin

this is basically a bum, you know your friend that always comes around and don't have a job but always wants a bite of your food one of your beers or cigarettes and possibly your drugs if you have any, basically like a roach that lives in your house they are hard to get rid of and never contribute to any kind of cause

Quit ya roachin and get a job!

by Pompous Smurf July 27, 2006

crumbin

the act of beggin most commonly a crach head that begs for crumbs, your change or anything you have to spare

quit yo crumbin and get the whole rock.

by Pompous Smurf July 28, 2006

adickted

a person, commonly a female, that can not function properly with out some dick or can not get dick off their mind.

That tramp is adickted she wants it more than you wanna give it to her.

by Pompous Smurf July 28, 2006

tittie tips

nipples, usually found on the tips of breasts, they can be found on people and many animals.

I would like to suckle the tittie tips on her....

by Pompous Smurf September 29, 2006

can toppers

nipples, the things in the middle of some ones boobies, that become hard when stimulated and are really hot when are sticking out of a female's shirt, part of the tits that make my pants move, there are big ones and small ones, and they come in different colors.

its great goin to the beach and gettin an eye full of can toppers.

by Pompous Smurf September 29, 2006

beer me

Slang for get me a beer....the act of needing a beer, espically when somebody is on their way to the fridge to get another.

I'm runnin low, beer me.

by Pompous Smurf October 5, 2006

vd betty

a whore at a bar or club that thinks she is a betty but will not ever get taken home because she looks like she has a collection of many strains of veneral disease

Hey, watch out vd betty showed up and tried to get me to buy her a drink.

by Pompous Smurf October 14, 2006