Pompous Smurf's definitions

D.A.C.

a dumb ass cunt, a bitch who pisses you off, acts like she don't know whats goin on, or when she is supposed to leave

What is that d.a.c. beth doin here?

by Pompous Smurf September 7, 2008

Flamin Shits

When you ate somethin really hot and when you proceed to deficate it burns your rectum.

That food gave me the flamin shits, i tried to wet the toilet paper to put out the fire.

by Pompous Smurf July 26, 2006

can toppers

nipples, the things in the middle of some ones boobies, that become hard when stimulated and are really hot when are sticking out of a female's shirt, part of the tits that make my pants move, there are big ones and small ones, and they come in different colors.

its great goin to the beach and gettin an eye full of can toppers.

by Pompous Smurf September 29, 2006

tittie tips

nipples, usually found on the tips of breasts, they can be found on people and many animals.

I would like to suckle the tittie tips on her....

by Pompous Smurf September 29, 2006

vd betty

a whore at a bar or club that thinks she is a betty but will not ever get taken home because she looks like she has a collection of many strains of veneral disease

Hey, watch out vd betty showed up and tried to get me to buy her a drink.

by Pompous Smurf October 14, 2006

crumbin

the act of beggin most commonly a crach head that begs for crumbs, your change or anything you have to spare

quit yo crumbin and get the whole rock.

by Pompous Smurf July 28, 2006

Panther City

A old school nick name for Fort Worth, Tx. it was said that a panther roamed down town back in the day.

You wanna go kick it in Panther City?

by Pompous Smurf September 7, 2008