fartograde

Mostly happening to just women, it's when a fart travels forward between the labias, and out past the clitoris, instead of out the ass crack. Basically, a retrograde fart.
Michelle is sitting on the couch, eating ice cream, watching romance movies, and enjoying the feeling of fartogrades tickling her junk as they pass through.

Susan's fartogrades stopped being funny when they pissed off the cat in her lap.
by Polyester.Specter December 10, 2016
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Richfugees

When rich people get stranded, and robbed, and must live like temporary refugees.
Millionaire Steve's family became richfugees, when they got stranded on an island without food, or money.
by Polyester.Specter May 03, 2017
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Fuckening

That horrible feeling you get when you fucked up real bad. Includes, dropped stomach, lump in throat, nausea, chest pains, feeling like you're about to pee yourself, or want to jump off a tall building.
I just accidentally sent a dick pic to the whole company. I'm overcome with the fuckening right now.

Told my mom to fuck off in an argument... The fuckening is hitting me hard.
by Polyester.Specter November 09, 2016
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Cuntjunctivitis

A condition in which a person uses a medical excuse to behave like complete, privileged dicks.
Karen: "I HAVE A MEDICAL CONDITION SO I CAN'T WEAR A MASK!"
Laura: "Is it CUNTjunctivitis?"
by Polyester.Specter May 20, 2020
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Condinoms

It's a portmanteau of the words condiment and nom.

More noms can be added to stress the deliciousness of condiment/food combination.
Ketchup and mustard are the perfect condinoms for bacon wrapped hot dogs.

OMG mayo on a burger is so condinomnomnomnom!
by Polyester.Specter January 09, 2011
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whitecromanage

1. When white folks try to tell people of color how to behave.

2. When other white folks need to step in to manage their own.
1. Susan: "You have to be polite to the police if they pull you over."
Taneisha: " Did you just whitecromanage me Susan?!"

2. Jimothy is mouthing off again about how slavery was beneficial to African Americans. Becky really needs to whitecromanage him.
by Polyester.Specter April 05, 2019
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steamcrotch

When you crotch is so hot it steams. LITERALLY.
Today was SO HOT that when I got inside my cool apartment and took my pants off I had real bad steamcrotch.
by Polyester.Specter October 04, 2014
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