Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Pokey the Clown

milkman

A guy who 'milks' his beers (drinks slowly).

I'd like to get the hell out of this cock farm of a bar but Pete's being such a fuck'n milkman over there, I don't know if we'll ever get outta here.

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Putting three or more fingers into a woman's vagina.

Mary's gash was so wet I had not problem planting a finger farm inside of her.

or

How was your date last night? Finger farm?

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The remnants of post cum and vaginal juices in your underwear after having sex.

My girlfriend knew I was cheating after she noticed the snail trail in my underwear.

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Used to disguise the word cunt when out in public.

I couldn't take anymore of her yapp'n so I dropped the C-Bomb on her... she slapped me in the face and we haven't talked since. Works everytime.

C-Bomb by Pokey the Clown September 14, 2006

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