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Definitions by Pointer of the Obvious

Sarah Palin 

The Governor of Alaska and John McCain's Vice Presidential running mate for the 2008 election.
Sarah Palin will be a Jeopardy answer, but never a Vice President.

Vaccination 

The administration of antigenic material to produce immunity, or close to immunity, to a disease.

Only people in third world countries who can't afford it and retarded people who either don't understand science or are religious nutjobs don't get vaccines. Some wackos still think it causes like autism - but there is absolutely no link between the two and these people are both wrong and doing damage to the research that could be getting done on the real reasons for autism.
The two rounds of vaccinations have eradicated polio from most of the countries in the world and reduced the worldwide incidence from an estimated 350,000 cases in 1988 to just over 1000 cases in 2007.

Go Jerk Off 

What you should do before creating bullshit sexual position on Urban Dictionary.
Instead of writing a David Hasselhoff sexual position definition, the 15 year old virgin decided to just go jerk off instead.

Pointer of the Obvious 

One whose sole job is to point out what should be obvious to people, but isn't. Sometimes considered a smart ass and yet is somehow almost always right.
The Pointer of the Obvious responded to my Urban Dictionary and made me look like an ass - what a jerk.