Pocono Joe's definitions
by Pocono Joe December 14, 2010
Get the gerbil cemeterymug. 1. mine waste 2. Fluids and solids that may come out of a mouth, vagina or anus, while pulling out a penis or dildo.
by Pocono Joe December 14, 2010
Get the culmmug. 1. Any dip shit that doesn't follow the ten guidelines of urbandictionary.com, thus rejecting perfectly good words and phrases. 2. Any retard that allows obviously inside jokes on urbandictionary.com. 3. Anybody that rejects this definition from urbandictionary.com.
Derived from sped (see sped) and editor.
Derived from sped (see sped) and editor.
Comedic Genius: Why the fuck would you reject "Crack Coma", from the Urban Dictionary? They must have been a fucking talentless speditor.
by Pocono Joe December 14, 2010
Get the speditormug. detective: Wow this kid's bed sheets stopped a full mag from an assault rifle.
csi guy: Those cumposites are incredible. The tails of the sperm help dissipate the kinetic energy...
detective: Alright, I get it. I once found a burglar, with his head caved in from a kid's cum rag. I got the pix on my phone.
csi guy: Those cumposites are incredible. The tails of the sperm help dissipate the kinetic energy...
detective: Alright, I get it. I once found a burglar, with his head caved in from a kid's cum rag. I got the pix on my phone.
by Pocono Joe December 14, 2010
Get the cumpositemug. Redneck: My sis' gives good hoofjobs.
Urbanite: You let your sister jerk you off, with her hands?!
Redneck: No, a hoofjob. None of the females in my lineage have arms. But they do have monkey like feet.
Urbanite: Is she the same bitch you told me you swordfought, last night.
Redneck: I reckon you be right, she has a large bitchcock.
Urbanite: You let your sister jerk you off, with her hands?!
Redneck: No, a hoofjob. None of the females in my lineage have arms. But they do have monkey like feet.
Urbanite: Is she the same bitch you told me you swordfought, last night.
Redneck: I reckon you be right, she has a large bitchcock.
by Pocono Joe December 14, 2010
Get the hoofjobmug. First, there was balls deep. Then, came hips deep. Now we have (drum roll) cheeks deep!
1. (noun) anything or person beyond that of hips deep, the farthest possible to man; 2. (noun) to shove one's lower abdomen into a cunt, until the gluteus maximus is at least one fifth obscured by the outer labial tissue of the cunt.
1. (noun) anything or person beyond that of hips deep, the farthest possible to man; 2. (noun) to shove one's lower abdomen into a cunt, until the gluteus maximus is at least one fifth obscured by the outer labial tissue of the cunt.
1. "You are way out there man. Fucking cheeks deep out there!"
2. Phillip DeFranco wishes he was cheeks deep in Katy Perry. He must wait for Russel Brand, to revert back into little British boys, to get a whack at it.
2. Phillip DeFranco wishes he was cheeks deep in Katy Perry. He must wait for Russel Brand, to revert back into little British boys, to get a whack at it.
by Pocono Joe December 14, 2010
Get the cheeks deepmug. Tokyo drifting influenced racing, in which highly intoxicated drivers race cars on icy and snowy roads and force the cars into a oversteer. The driver's must consume a cup of hot brandy, one joint of marjuana and 50 mg of Seroquel, thirty minutes prior to racing. All cars must be rear wheel drive only.
winner: I won the Monroe County Pocono Drift-A-Thon.
reporter: What did you win?
winner: Pocono drifting! Yeeeeaaaaaah!
reporter: No. What prize did you win?
winner: That's a good fucking question.
reporter: What did you win?
winner: Pocono drifting! Yeeeeaaaaaah!
reporter: No. What prize did you win?
winner: That's a good fucking question.
by Pocono Joe October 31, 2011
Get the Pocono driftingmug.