1. mine waste 2. Fluids and solids that may come out of a mouth, vagina or anus, while pulling out a penis or dildo.
by Pocono Joe December 14, 2010
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Urbanite: You let your sister jerk you off, with her hands?!
Redneck: No, a hoofjob. None of the females in my lineage have arms. But they do have monkey like feet.
Urbanite: Is she the same bitch you told me you swordfought, last night.
Redneck: I reckon you be right, she has a large bitchcock.
Urbanite: You let your sister jerk you off, with her hands?!
Redneck: No, a hoofjob. None of the females in my lineage have arms. But they do have monkey like feet.
Urbanite: Is she the same bitch you told me you swordfought, last night.
Redneck: I reckon you be right, she has a large bitchcock.
by Pocono Joe December 14, 2010
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Get the gerbil cemetery mug.Any situation, act, person, place or thing that is beyond balls deep. Only surpassed by cheeks deep.
President of the United States: "I am proud to honor you with the Congressional Medal of Honor Marine. Would you like to say anything."
distinguished Jar Head: "I was hips deep into The Gates of Hell, but came back with a vengeance. I was born again as a eye gouging, skull fucking, soul taking machine of war. Ooh Rah!"
Prez.: "If I had a little less brains and more cock and balls, I could relate to you son."
distinguished Jar Head: "I was hips deep into The Gates of Hell, but came back with a vengeance. I was born again as a eye gouging, skull fucking, soul taking machine of war. Ooh Rah!"
Prez.: "If I had a little less brains and more cock and balls, I could relate to you son."
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csi guy: Those cumposites are incredible. The tails of the sperm help dissipate the kinetic energy...
detective: Alright, I get it. I once found a burglar, with his head caved in from a kid's cum rag. I got the pix on my phone.
csi guy: Those cumposites are incredible. The tails of the sperm help dissipate the kinetic energy...
detective: Alright, I get it. I once found a burglar, with his head caved in from a kid's cum rag. I got the pix on my phone.
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1. (noun) anything or person beyond that of hips deep, the farthest possible to man; 2. (noun) to shove one's lower abdomen into a cunt, until the gluteus maximus is at least one fifth obscured by the outer labial tissue of the cunt.
1. (noun) anything or person beyond that of hips deep, the farthest possible to man; 2. (noun) to shove one's lower abdomen into a cunt, until the gluteus maximus is at least one fifth obscured by the outer labial tissue of the cunt.
1. "You are way out there man. Fucking cheeks deep out there!"
2. Phillip DeFranco wishes he was cheeks deep in Katy Perry. He must wait for Russel Brand, to revert back into little British boys, to get a whack at it.
2. Phillip DeFranco wishes he was cheeks deep in Katy Perry. He must wait for Russel Brand, to revert back into little British boys, to get a whack at it.
by Pocono Joe December 14, 2010
Get the cheeks deep mug.Tokyo drifting influenced racing, in which highly intoxicated drivers race cars on icy and snowy roads and force the cars into a oversteer. The driver's must consume a cup of hot brandy, one joint of marjuana and 50 mg of Seroquel, thirty minutes prior to racing. All cars must be rear wheel drive only.
winner: I won the Monroe County Pocono Drift-A-Thon.
reporter: What did you win?
winner: Pocono drifting! Yeeeeaaaaaah!
reporter: No. What prize did you win?
winner: That's a good fucking question.
reporter: What did you win?
winner: Pocono drifting! Yeeeeaaaaaah!
reporter: No. What prize did you win?
winner: That's a good fucking question.
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