WTS

WTS, or "What the s***?" is used by people who don't want to use the F-word or swear.

Can also mean "What the sheesh?", "What the shietz?", "What the shet?", "What the shabeep?" and so on.
Krystina: WTS are you doing, san?
by Pocketful of Sunshine June 18, 2008
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Ashley

A boy's name. Yeah, that's right, it was originally a boy name's which somehow, over a few decades, turned itself around into one of the most common girl's names.

However, some dopes try to morph the name around to make it less common by using variations such as "Ashlee", "Ashleigh", "Ashlie", "Eshley", "Ashly", and so on, but that just makes it worse.
Isaak from the 1870's: Ashley, I love you.
Passerby: He's gay.

Isaak from now: I LuV u AsHLEy!!! <3
Ashley: I love you too, Isaak.
by Pocketful of Sunshine June 18, 2008
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Motel 6

The classical place for someone to get laid. An urban legend, san.
Girl: Let's sex.
Boy: But where?
Girl: Obviously Motel 6!
by Pocketful of Sunshine July 03, 2008
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Epic Suicide

The greatest way someone can die.

Either...
1) Jumping off a historical landmark.

or

2) Drowning in 2 inch deep water.
Last night, Shaun was found dead with his head submerged in a bucket of 2 inch deep water. Now THAT was an epic suicide!
by Pocketful of Sunshine January 18, 2009
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Resa

A pet form for the name Theresa or Teresa.
I wouldn't suggest naming anyone this because it sounds similar to Reese Witherspoon and Reese's Pieces.
by Pocketful of Sunshine June 16, 2008
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No Lifer

Someone who updates twitter / facebook / their personal blog (WTF, who owns these? we don't care what you think!) practically every moment, detailing EVERY SINGLE event that happened in their day.

So you're trying to prove to us that you have a life...but you honestly don't. We don't care what you're doing.
A: -twitters- MM, I'm hungry.
A: -twitters- YUM going to starbucks now!
A: -facebooks- Going to my boyfriends now!
A: -twitters later- Giving my bf a bj! GTG!

We don't care. x_X Stupid no lifer.
by Pocketful of Sunshine March 28, 2010
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Ace

Contrary to popular use, ace could also be a slang term for one's "ass" or "buttocks".

Also can be used in the place of "buttsecks" in order to not offend people.
Oww, somebody hit me in the ace.

Let's have acesecks!
by Pocketful of Sunshine January 18, 2009
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