Definitions by Pocketful of Sunshine

No Lifer 

Someone who updates twitter / facebook / their personal blog (WTF, who owns these? we don't care what you think!) practically every moment, detailing EVERY SINGLE event that happened in their day.

So you're trying to prove to us that you have a life...but you honestly don't. We don't care what you're doing.

A: -twitters- MM, I'm hungry.
A: -twitters- YUM going to starbucks now!
A: -facebooks- Going to my boyfriends now!
A: -twitters later- Giving my bf a bj! GTG!

We don't care. x_X Stupid no lifer.

No Lifer by Pocketful of Sunshine March 28, 2010

Ace 

Contrary to popular use, ace could also be a slang term for one's "ass" or "buttocks".

Also can be used in the place of "buttsecks" in order to not offend people.

Oww, somebody hit me in the ace.

Let's have acesecks!

Ace by Pocketful of Sunshine January 18, 2009

Epic Suicide 

The greatest way someone can die.

Either...
1) Jumping off a historical landmark.

or

2) Drowning in 2 inch deep water.

Last night, Shaun was found dead with his head submerged in a bucket of 2 inch deep water. Now THAT was an epic suicide!

Epic Suicide by Pocketful of Sunshine January 18, 2009

Buckaroo

Money, money, and more money! It's a slang term, however, for the word "buck" when people try to get cheap and fancy.

Stephen: How much does a hotel cost?
Resa: Like 100 buckaroos a day.

Buckaroo by Pocketful of Sunshine July 3, 2008

Motel 6 

The classical place for someone to get laid. An urban legend, san.

Girl: Let's sex.
Boy: But where?
Girl: Obviously Motel 6!

Motel 6 by Pocketful of Sunshine July 3, 2008

WTS

WTS, or "What the s***?" is used by people who don't want to use the F-word or swear.

Can also mean "What the sheesh?", "What the shietz?", "What the shet?", "What the shabeep?" and so on.

Krystina: WTS are you doing, san?

WTS by Pocketful of Sunshine June 18, 2008

Ashley 

A boy's name. Yeah, that's right, it was originally a boy name's which somehow, over a few decades, turned itself around into one of the most common girl's names.

However, some dopes try to morph the name around to make it less common by using variations such as "Ashlee", "Ashleigh", "Ashlie", "Eshley", "Ashly", and so on, but that just makes it worse.

Isaak from the 1870's: Ashley, I love you.
Passerby: He's gay.

Isaak from now: I LuV u AsHLEy!!! <3
Ashley: I love you too, Isaak.

Ashley by Pocketful of Sunshine June 18, 2008