"I was with Josh the other night, and he suddenly gave me a Plum Surprise."
"No way. What an asshole."
"That's what he said."
"No way. What an asshole."
"That's what he said."
by Plummy Mummy July 12, 2010
"I was just beginning condomulation when she suddenly told me to stop, and that this was a bad idea."
"God, sisters can be so cruel."
"God, sisters can be so cruel."
by Plummy Mummy July 12, 2010
1. A side-effect arising from a female foreign exchange student, alienated by language barriers, deciding to spend the semester in her bedroom, auto-stimulating.
2. A prog-rock band from Wisconsin.
2. A prog-rock band from Wisconsin.
"My God, dude! We slept together once before she left, but now she's returned there is a serious Köln Gusher Effect going on!"
"Hot! Did you have a towel?"
"Hot! Did you have a towel?"
by Plummy Mummy July 12, 2010
*over heard from two builders*
"I was shagging the wife last night, and my heart wasn't really in it. All of a sudden I realised that I had my Plums in the oven."
"What did you do?"
"I retrieved them, didn't I."
"I was shagging the wife last night, and my heart wasn't really in it. All of a sudden I realised that I had my Plums in the oven."
"What did you do?"
"I retrieved them, didn't I."
by Plummy Mummy July 12, 2010