Plotbert's definitions

steezberg

A jew with a ton of steez, most commonly applied to people who do freestlye snowboarding. Style+ease+Jew=steezberg

Jew #1 "holy kishka did you just see Zach Plotkin pull that sick 1080, he should change his last name to steezberg.

Jew #2 " that was so insane I almost lost my yalmulka."

by Plotbert February 1, 2008

yuppie colors

when designers or paint companies choose to label colors with cute and exotic names that clearly defy the actual name or nature of the color, most commonly applied to different hues of one main color.

" hey honey do you think we should paint our room tequila, key lime pie, or matte boogar".

"how about we just go with green".

just go to your local paint store and look at all the yuppie colors, you'll be amused.

by Plotbert February 4, 2008

caucus blockus

The political equivelant of a cock block, when a presidential candidate gets totally dogged by a political caucus, thereby hindering there campaign for presidency and future global domination.

" poor Hillary she just got another caucus blockus during her 08' campaign".

by Plotbert February 4, 2008

blog

contrary to popular belief a blog is not a web log, nor does it have anything to do with the internet whatsoever. A blog is what lands in the toilet after a night of keystone beer and taco johns.

always remember to flush your blog.

by Plotbert February 1, 2008

steezebock

a person who skies or snowboards that is a complete poserish scene, trendster faggot.Usually seen in terrain parks of colorado with their stance so wide their doin the splits. Loudmouth wankers that brag about how much weed they smoked in their parents million dollar condo, or how steezy their rail spin was.........FAGS.

"yo steezy jeff that was totally gnar"
"steezy jeff yah bro lets go get blazed in my parents condo then suck each other off."

me; "wow what a bunch of fag steezebocks"

by Plotbert January 7, 2008