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Hey & Pray

Indiscriminately spamming every match with a basic "Hey there," "Hey you," "Hey," "Hi," and praying that someone will respond and be interested.
Ugh, this is the fifth guy this week to hey & pray me, what do you even say back to "hey"?
by Plenty of Fish November 10, 2020
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Tok-Blocking

When you watch TikTok all day and realize it’s massively interfering with your dating life.
Girl, you have to get off TikTok for a day and try a dating app instead, you’re tok-blocking yourself into staying single!
by Plenty of Fish November 10, 2020
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Connell-vision

Fancying someone based on their fashion sense
I’ve been trying to get to know Brian for his personality, but I’ve got total Connell-vision, I only fancy his outfits. I can’t help it though, he’s got such great style!
by Plenty of Fish November 12, 2020
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Stalk-blocking

Making your social media accounts private so prospective dates can't creep on you, because hello – no one likes a creeper!
So we haven't even met in person but he already "liked" a bunch of photos deep on my Instagram, and that's when I knew I had to start stalk-blocking.
by Plenty of Fish November 10, 2020
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Fauci-ing

Declining to date someone because you don’t feel they’re taking COVID-19 seriously enough
If I had a nickel for every time I found myself fauci-ing someone this year, I could pay off my student loans.
by Plenty of Fish November 10, 2020
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Waldo-ing

When someone only posts group photos on their dating profile, making it hard to determine who they are and what they look like.
This guy is totally guilty of waldo-ing – all his dating app photos are group pics! How am I supposed to know which one he is?!
by Plenty of Fish November 10, 2020
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Zoomlander-ing

When a Zoom date spends the entire time checking themselves out in the camera instead of looking at the person they're on a date with.
I was on a first Zoom date with this girl and she was totally Zoomlander-ing – I don't think she even knows what I look like!
by Plenty of Fish November 10, 2020
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