Platypussylove's definitions

Lez be honest

When a girl claims to be “bi” but finds dicks disgusting.

Lez be honest, you want the poon.

by Platypussylove February 3, 2019

Hoebagel

A person that will sell their body to get ahold of the yummy carb. They really become a hoe for bagels

The manager gave Krista all the leftovers because she’s such a hoebagel.

by Platypussylove June 11, 2018

Squawk

The act of making bird noises loudly while on FaceTime with people to deafen them.

How dare you squawk at me!

by Platypussylove September 21, 2018

Elijah

The sassiest bitchass ever. He's salty and shady and sarcastic as fuck. He can't really take a joke though and he's secretly gay af but refuses to admit it.

"Elijah is such a salty ass bitch"

by Platypussylove July 14, 2017