Definitions by Platypussylove

Sebastian 

The best name for a vibrator because it’s better down where it’s wetter

Fuck me with Sebastian

Sebastian by Platypussylove September 21, 2018

Hoebagel 

A person that will sell their body to get ahold of the yummy carb. They really become a hoe for bagels

The manager gave Krista all the leftovers because she’s such a hoebagel.

Hoebagel by Platypussylove June 11, 2018

Cuntney

Cuntney is a talentless bitch. She enjoys talking shit on everyone, especially about theater even though her vocals sound like a pig orgy. She thinks she's all that even though she isn't and she has extremely fucked up teeth and an oddly shaped body.

"It's cuntney, not courtney."

Cuntney by Platypussylove July 14, 2017

Elijah 

The sassiest bitchass ever. He's salty and shady and sarcastic as fuck. He can't really take a joke though and he's secretly gay af but refuses to admit it.

"Elijah is such a salty ass bitch"

Elijah by Platypussylove July 14, 2017