Gothel

An evil woman with a terrible dye job that locks her daughter in the dungeon. She also bean flicks to the little mermaid
Gothel is a bitch
by Platypussylove September 21, 2018
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Blobfish

The act of making a very ugly frown face that resembles the ugly sea creature. It is a Also referred to as blobsquish when done in combination with a squishing method.
My favorite rapper is lil blobfish, but her face is fugly
by Platypussylove February 04, 2019
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Cuntney

Cuntney is a talentless bitch. She enjoys talking shit on everyone, especially about theater even though her vocals sound like a pig orgy. She thinks she's all that even though she isn't and she has extremely fucked up teeth and an oddly shaped body.
"It's cuntney, not courtney."
by Platypussylove July 14, 2017
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Hoebagel

A person that will sell their body to get ahold of the yummy carb. They really become a hoe for bagels
The manager gave Krista all the leftovers because she’s such a hoebagel.
by Platypussylove June 01, 2018
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