Sebastian

The best name for a vibrator because it’s better down where it’s wetter

Fuck me with Sebastian

by Platypussylove September 21, 2018

Bean flick

The act of literally flicking a bean

Bean flicking isn’t sexual

by Platypussylove September 21, 2018

Elijah

The sassiest bitchass ever. He's salty and shady and sarcastic as fuck. He can't really take a joke though and he's secretly gay af but refuses to admit it.

"Elijah is such a salty ass bitch"

by Platypussylove July 14, 2017

Lez be honest

When a girl claims to be “bi” but finds dicks disgusting.

Lez be honest, you want the poon.

by Platypussylove February 03, 2019