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Ebert

Possibly the most influental and most famous film critic of all time. Writes for the Chicago Suntimes and has the strongest chin on planet earth. Scientist have recently began debating if he should be allowed to make his regular visits to the Tonight Show with Jay Leno for fear that the two chins meeting eachother in battle could cause total annhilation.
Roger Ebert:I will give one thing to Tom Green at least he is funnier then Pauly Shore.
>from review of Freddy Got Fingered
by Plastic Soccer Trophy April 12, 2006
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pauly shore

Comedian who's career sky rocketed when it became apparent to MTV that weasel noises are what make teenagers laugh the most during the 90's.
Pauly Shore:Hey Buddddyyy!
MTV excutive:He's like picaso but retarted!
by Plastic Soccer Trophy April 11, 2006
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Tit Muncher

Acne scarred teen who's extensive obsession with porn and masturbating has led him to tragically believe biting a womens' nipple feels good.
High School Girl:What are you doing Billy? ^_^
Tit Muncher Billy: You'll see, uh CRUNCH!
High School Girl:Ah!! what the fuck!

And the place sprays up like It's 1 hour and 12 minutes in to a Kill Bill volume 1.
by Plastic Soccer Trophy March 5, 2006
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greys anatomy

Greys Anatomy, a wicked dramedy show regularly appearing weekly on ABC. The show is cradled by the begining and end narration sequences which often deliver the shows theme, along side award winning acting.

Features sexy people doing smart things and making Brain Surgery look like something you might find in Kama Sutra manuals or People Magazines sexiest list.

Though some might shrug it as another hosiptal drama that is a generic rip off of ER it may be seen as that in some way but, even if so it reigns as the deity of power over all other past and present hosiptal shows.
Greys Anatomy
George:Let's fuck and instead of smoking a cigarette after read up on harlequin fetus!
by Plastic Soccer Trophy March 3, 2006
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Conspiracy Theory

What is created when a internet addicted asshole feels the need to make himself feel unique.

A reaction of a genetic predesposition for neurotic tendencies, paranoia, and plain old idiocy.

The theorys that make acutal anti-goverment work that makes sense, and has factual backround look ridiculous.
Conspiracy Theory
Alex Jones: Think about it, why does George Bush never talk about his asshole during his speaches, he finds it perfectly reasonable to talk about countries on the other side of the world and yet not about the thing 2 and a half feet from his monkey esque mouth, and I'll tell you why logically speaking as a reporter you can only come to the conclusion that his asshole is a magical space wizard with plans of global domination.
by Plastic Soccer Trophy April 12, 2006
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