Lightsaber

The high tech weapon of choice for both Jedi and Sith. It is focused through a crystal which in some writings is said to have given the lightsaber its color instead of the force of the person. It defelcts shit, it chops shit, and is quite possibly only second to the miracle blades that cut tomatoes really good.

The one thing keeping my nerdiness love of swords being better of guns alive.
Me:I wish i had that lightsaber!
Girlfriend:I'm leaving.
by Plastic Soccer Trophy February 26, 2006
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cowbell

Half of what is responsible for the phenomena called deja vu for when the combining of the cowbell's steel casing and Will Ferrell awsome talent were combined that saturday night the space time continuum was ripped by pure awsomeness.
Will Ferrell: I would be doing myself and everyone in here a diservice if I didn't play the hell out of this cowbell.
Jimmy Fallon: *Boyish Backround Giggle*
by Plastic Soccer Trophy February 26, 2006
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Fat Displacement

The scientific theory in which the losing of your fat is transfered through induction into another friend.
Fat Displacement-
Jack:Hey there Steve looking good!
Steve:Thanks Jack, well appreciated, you look like a fat fuck!
by Plastic Soccer Trophy February 26, 2006
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fisting

What constructino workers due in there off time or when there are extra nails lying around.
Construction Worker:Hey Dave im not really hungry want to go in the back and practice your fisting technique.
Other CW:sure why not.
by Plastic Soccer Trophy February 26, 2006
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Ebert

Possibly the most influental and most famous film critic of all time. Writes for the Chicago Suntimes and has the strongest chin on planet earth. Scientist have recently began debating if he should be allowed to make his regular visits to the Tonight Show with Jay Leno for fear that the two chins meeting eachother in battle could cause total annhilation.
Roger Ebert:I will give one thing to Tom Green at least he is funnier then Pauly Shore.
>from review of Freddy Got Fingered
by Plastic Soccer Trophy February 26, 2006
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