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Possibly the most influental and most famous film critic of all time. Writes for the Chicago Suntimes and has the strongest chin on planet earth. Scientist have recently began debating if he should be allowed to make his regular visits to the Tonight Show with Jay Leno for fear that the two chins meeting eachother in battle could cause total annhilation.
Roger Ebert:I will give one thing to Tom Green at least he is funnier then Pauly Shore.
>from review of Freddy Got Fingered
by Plastic Soccer Trophy February 26, 2006
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The scientific theory in which the losing of your fat is transfered through induction into another friend.
Fat Displacement-
Jack:Hey there Steve looking good!
Steve:Thanks Jack, well appreciated, you look like a fat fuck!
by Plastic Soccer Trophy February 26, 2006
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Acne scarred teen who's extensive obsession with porn and masturbating has led him to tragically believe biting a womens' nipple feels good.
High School Girl:What are you doing Billy? ^_^
Tit Muncher Billy: You'll see, uh CRUNCH!
High School Girl:Ah!! what the fuck!

And the place sprays up like It's 1 hour and 12 minutes in to a Kill Bill volume 1.
by Plastic Soccer Trophy February 26, 2006
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The high tech weapon of choice for both Jedi and Sith. It is focused through a crystal which in some writings is said to have given the lightsaber its color instead of the force of the person. It defelcts shit, it chops shit, and is quite possibly only second to the miracle blades that cut tomatoes really good.

The one thing keeping my nerdiness love of swords being better of guns alive.
Me:I wish i had that lightsaber!
Girlfriend:I'm leaving.
by Plastic Soccer Trophy February 26, 2006
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One third of the recently SNL added group called the "The Lonely Island" whos' experience in shorts and music videos have helped to increase the popularity of SNL especially with "The Chronic What Cles of Narnia."
David:That Andy Samberg is one silly bitch!
by Plastic Soccer Trophy February 26, 2006
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