Nuketowns

Measurement of length in the Call of Duty universe

It’s, like, 43 nuketowns wide.

by Plasmus October 11, 2018

We Don’t Know: The Game

We Don’t Know: The Game is a upgraded form of Calvinball.

Goal:
You HAVE to lose, no matter what or why.

Rules:
1 player must go over to a checkerboard and move the rook without his/her hands. The other must move a rock to a circle on the ground. If the rock reaches the circle and cracks before player 1 finishes, he loses 3 points. Player 2 climbs a tree and says a letter and a number. If the rook is on that spot. Player 1 runs into the tree while yelling “KING ME!” If he knocks the bubble rod down, he wins. (And remember: he must lose the game.) But if it is Tuesday, he loses.

Complicated, right?

Insert We Don’t Know: The Game being played here.

by Plasmus October 12, 2018

z2sam

A guy who’s very good at Tetris. If you find him in Puyo Puyo Tetris’s Ranked Mode you are pretty much done for.

yo i got doggone smacked by z2sam yo

by Plasmus October 22, 2018

Serious tea.

Very serious stuff

I have some Serious tea. It’s very important

by Plasmus October 13, 2018

Math is power!

Statement that basically means “WOW! That’s brilliant!”

Spongebob: When your parents see how dumb I act, they’ll think you’re the smartest guy ever!
Patrick: Math is power!

by Plasmus October 13, 2018

Muscle growth

A phenomenon in which someone’s (male or female) muscles get bigger and they get stronger. Best seen on women.

Sally experienced a ton of muscle growth and afterwards was never the same again

by Plasmus October 12, 2018