Definitions by Planet Ocean

Sooke Cleavage 

To put it bluntly, your butt-crack.

A: Is Johnny a plumber?
B: No, why?
A: His Sooke Cleavage is showing

Sooke Cleavage by Planet Ocean June 7, 2019

Shart 

A fart that comes with a little more than what you bargained for.

A: Was that the whoopee cushion?
B: No, last I checked the whoopee cushion did not have a liquid feature.
A: Does that make it a shart?
B: Let's just hope he wore his brown pants to class.

Shart by Planet Ocean January 15, 2019

Slow Up 

A variation of the term "slow down", that is guaranteed to fuck with the general population. Means the exact same thing, but is very effective in driving people into a nervous breakdown. Usually paired with "shut up", as; "Shut and slow the fuck up"

Freddy: "Johnny, Slow up!"
Johnny: "You mean, slow down!"
Freddy: "SHUT AND SLOW THE FUCK UP YOU BUTT PLUG"

Slow Up by Planet Ocean November 27, 2018

Screamin' Willie Walters 

God's ultimate test of mankind's patience.

If you thought the lincoln log was bad, just wait until you approach a toilet filled with a Screamin' Willie. This particular steamer is the equivalent size of a foot-long sandwich. A screamin' willie can't be broken down and flushed away with the usual toilet plunger. Or snake. It's enough to make you scream to high heaven.

"I think Jack just broke the toilet."
"what makes you say that?"
"he left a mini mount everest in that shitter."
"you mean a screamin' willie walters"

Screamin' Willie Walters by Planet Ocean November 19, 2018

Gronkadonk 

A gronkadonk is usually a crabby old man/woman that barks at children the way a dog barks at a mailman. Most often, it is directed at teachers that have been around since the late cretaceous period, and act as such.

Timmy called Mrs. Bedford a gronkadonk.

(An appropriate moniker if you ask me)

Gronkadonk by Planet Ocean May 8, 2018