layup

1) How to describe the action you take when you had way too many drinks the night before and don't want to go to work/school.

Holyfuckingshitman, i am layup today. I think I had about 23 beers last night, but I kinda lost count after #14.

by pizzozo October 28, 2004

billyfied

1) Extremely whiny; apt to cry about one's partner being mean.
2) Antonym for hardcore
3) pussy

1) This emo is friggin' billyfied.
2) That's just about the most billyfied thing I've heard you say, you nance.
3) Quit being so billyfied.

by pizzozo September 11, 2004

pinky fuck

A term that describes the feeling that a female experiences when having sex with a male of small penis size; usually the size of a typical person's pinky.

(22:05:38) trust2frustr8: so in other news, what's it like to have a pinky-fuck
(22:05:49) trust2frustr8: ooh, im gonna define that word at urbandictionary.com
(22:06:06) Shut it h0 2: Oh my God. I felt more from his fingers than his penis...and that's terrible.
(22:06:39) trust2frustr8: mang... like i said, im glad i got good genes, cause i dont think i could stand living otherwise

by pizzozo December 14, 2004

double stick

When two men fuck a woman in her anus and her vagina at the same time

Rick and Nick gave that trick the ol' double stick.

by pizzozo October 28, 2004

p3n0r

More of the same lame-ass "1337" online language, referring to the more common pen0r or penor, meaning "penis"

Anyone who might venture to use this terminology is an idiot, and should be dealt with by severe beatings or vivisection.

Idiot: "p3n0r!!!!1111oneoneonewonwonwon"
Sane person: "I will kill you now."

by pizzozo March 02, 2005