Definitions by Pizzozo

roofies 

1) Rohyphenol
2) Common term for a drug used to render victims unconscious or incapacitated; typically used by males from college fraternities to rape female(or possibly male) victims because they, the frat kids, can't any poontang any other way due to their lack of basic social skills, idiocy or missing chromosomes.

"Dude, I think Brad's finally gonna get some tonight!" said Chad
"Why do you say that, dude?" asked Ted
"He totally slipped a roofie in that blonde chick's drink!" replied Chad
"Dude! Awesome! Delta Delta Delta!! Wooo!" hollered Ted.

roofies by pizzozo October 28, 2004

double secret 

1) The location of Iraq's weapons of mass destruction
2) The location of Osama bin Laden

"You see, Colin, the thing about these WMDs over in Iraq is that they are located in a double secret warehouse! You see, The first secret is Saddam hiding them there, and the second secret is me lying about his single secret warehouse! Isn't my strategery neat?" said G.W.

double secret by pizzozo October 28, 2004

double stick 

When two men fuck a woman in her anus and her vagina at the same time

Rick and Nick gave that trick the ol' double stick.

double stick by pizzozo October 28, 2004

swankwank 

1) Having too much money or too many posessions for your own good, and making sure everyone around you knows about it.
2) Bill Gates
3) A slang term for 'swanky wanker'

Wow, Bob sure turned into a swankwank after he won the lottery.

swankwank by pizzozo October 1, 2004

billyfied 

1) Extremely whiny; apt to cry about one's partner being mean.
2) Antonym for hardcore
3) pussy

1) This emo is friggin' billyfied.
2) That's just about the most billyfied thing I've heard you say, you nance.
3) Quit being so billyfied.

billyfied by pizzozo September 11, 2004