Chad: Yo! Matt! Which naval admiral took a shit on March 3, 1934?
Matt: Uh... Vice Admiral Freaky McShit did that. It was a long 6 hour dump as well.
Chad: What da hell...
Matt: Uh... Vice Admiral Freaky McShit did that. It was a long 6 hour dump as well.
Chad: What da hell...
by PizzaGuy2711 December 25, 2024
Person 1: How was your day?
Person 2: It was full of whackashmacks! I saw a UFO getting abducted by a cow and I saw a tower crash into a plane!
Person 2: It was full of whackashmacks! I saw a UFO getting abducted by a cow and I saw a tower crash into a plane!
by PizzaGuy2711 March 17, 2024
A male who doesn't take other people's bull crap and he doesn't simp. A sigma always knows that he is right and in all honest, he is.
Giga: Sigma, you may be below me, but you are a true Sigma.
Sigma: You may think I'm below you, but I know I'm not.
Alpha: Sigma, Natasha is calling you again.
Sigma: Block her ass, that gold digger stole five bucks off me.
Sigma: You may think I'm below you, but I know I'm not.
Alpha: Sigma, Natasha is calling you again.
Sigma: Block her ass, that gold digger stole five bucks off me.
by PizzaGuy2711 October 17, 2023
When someone takes your pants, and like guillotines them before taking a sharpee and purpling all that's left over.
Robespierre: Off with his pants!
Random ah dude: Aye, aye, sir!
Robespierre: Now sharpee him!
*Random dude then colors in with purple sharpee to give him purple shorts*
Random ah dude: Aye, aye, sir!
Robespierre: Now sharpee him!
*Random dude then colors in with purple sharpee to give him purple shorts*
by PizzaGuy2711 December 25, 2024
Sigma: Dude, Giga just saved New Guinea from being struck with a meteor.
Alpha: He will always be the Giga.
Alpha: He will always be the Giga.
by PizzaGuy2711 October 17, 2023
The highest being in the universe, in the multiverse, in reality and non-reality itself. You do not need to be in a religion to believe in the powerful Lord Giga Chad. You can even be an Athiest and still praise Lord Giga Chad... For you should not believe in him... you should know him...
Early Human: I bow to you Lord Giga Chad
Modern Human: My Lord, I pledge myself to you
Future Human: We all know you, Lord Giga Chad, we will give you everything
Modern Human: My Lord, I pledge myself to you
Future Human: We all know you, Lord Giga Chad, we will give you everything
by PizzaGuy2711 October 17, 2023
An Alpha is someone below a Sigma or a Giga, however, an Alpha is a leader and refuses to take orders from people below him. Alpha's are some of the highest beings despite being below Sigmas and Gigas.
Sigma: Hey, Alpha!
Alpha: What?
Sigma: Beta wants you to make him a sandwich.
Alpha: He must be joking, I'd never do anything for that low level human.
Alpha: What?
Sigma: Beta wants you to make him a sandwich.
Alpha: He must be joking, I'd never do anything for that low level human.
by PizzaGuy2711 October 17, 2023