Khant

A useless mayor of a capital city

The mayor of London is a useless Khant

by Pitman Poet November 19, 2020

Thunderbird

A woman that as overdone the fillers and botox and now looks like a Thunderbird puppet

See her over there, she's a Thunderbird puppet trapped in a woman's body

by Pitman Poet November 20, 2021

P.M Stoma

A Prime Minister that is full of shite

The newly elected prime minister is a P.M stoma, full of crap.

by Pitman Poet November 19, 2020

Bush Repair

Designer Vagina, Vaginoplasty, Labia Trim.

I hear Julie’s gone in for some emergency Bush Repair, apparently her Labia was hanging on her knees. The surgeon said it was a big job.

by Pitman Poet November 12, 2020

Bushcraft

Bushcraft, Wandering in the overgrown pubic hair of the lady of your choice and having the ability to navigate ones way, through said Bush and reach ones destination unscathed. Bushcraft, Survivalist, surviving in the undergrowth.

Good job Tony was adept in Bushcraft, as Marys lady garden hadn't been trimmed since puberty.

by Pitman Poet June 25, 2019

shelfdom

Where a woman or man are when they haven’t been married or had kids by age 30-40

Stephanie now lives in Shelfdom she’s thirty five and single. Ryan still lives with his parents and plays video games he’s definitely in shelfdom

by Pitman Poet November 11, 2020

Allahaactdaft

An Allahaactdaft, a deluded cultist follower who blows himself up in the hope of receiving martyrdom and a reward of seventy two virgins.

I see another Allahaactdaft as blown himself up and killed numerous innocent bystanders

by Pitman Poet November 01, 2020