I hear Julie’s gone in for some emergency Bush Repair, apparently her Labia was hanging on her knees. The surgeon said it was a big job.
by Pitman Poet November 12, 2020
by Pitman Poet November 19, 2020
A type of person that gathers in shoals on twitter or any other social platform to denounce someone for a thought crime and then goes onto reduce their hapless victim to the bone, leaving the hapless victim a social pariah.
The twitterhana are beginning to shoal and tear into another famous author, sadly her reputation as been reduced to the bone
by Pitman Poet April 11, 2022
An Allahaactdaft, a deluded cultist follower who blows himself up in the hope of receiving martyrdom and a reward of seventy two virgins.
by Pitman Poet November 01, 2020
Asphyxiation caused by a large breasted woman, assuming the girl on top position, whilst in the act of coitus; with her skinny partner.
Kevin's cause of death was by mammasphyxiation. Jaqueline his well endowed partner was unaware that Kevin was fighting for air.
by Pitman Poet March 19, 2017
Stephanie now lives in Shelfdom she’s thirty five and single. Ryan still lives with his parents and plays video games he’s definitely in shelfdom
by Pitman Poet November 11, 2020
by Pitman Poet November 19, 2020