Definitions by Pitman Poet

Khant 

A useless mayor of a capital city

The mayor of London is a useless Khant

Khant by Pitman Poet November 19, 2020

P.M Stoma 

A Prime Minister that is full of shite

The newly elected prime minister is a P.M stoma, full of crap.

P.M Stoma by Pitman Poet November 19, 2020

Flatulentist 

Some one that can make music with their musical sphincter, via their flatulent emissions

Jackie could fart along to the national anthem, her talent and flatulentist skills were much in demand at many a party. Though some of the tunes made many attendees gag and her musical arse to be kept away from naked flames.

Flatulentist by Pitman Poet November 12, 2020

Bush Repair 

Designer Vagina, Vaginoplasty, Labia Trim.

I hear Julie’s gone in for some emergency Bush Repair, apparently her Labia was hanging on her knees. The surgeon said it was a big job.

Bush Repair by Pitman Poet November 12, 2020

shelfdom 

Where a woman or man are when they haven’t been married or had kids by age 30-40

Stephanie now lives in Shelfdom she’s thirty five and single. Ryan still lives with his parents and plays video games he’s definitely in shelfdom

shelfdom by Pitman Poet November 11, 2020

Allahaactdaft 

An Allahaactdaft, a deluded cultist follower who blows himself up in the hope of receiving martyrdom and a reward of seventy two virgins.

I see another Allahaactdaft as blown himself up and killed numerous innocent bystanders

Allahaactdaft by Pitman Poet November 1, 2020

Bushcraft 

Bushcraft, Wandering in the overgrown pubic hair of the lady of your choice and having the ability to navigate ones way, through said Bush and reach ones destination unscathed. Bushcraft, Survivalist, surviving in the undergrowth.

Good job Tony was adept in Bushcraft, as Marys lady garden hadn't been trimmed since puberty.

Bushcraft by Pitman Poet June 25, 2019