14 definitions by Pitman Poet
Jackie could fart along to the national anthem, her talent and flatulentist skills were much in demand at many a party. Though some of the tunes made many attendees gag and her musical arse to be kept away from naked flames.
by Pitman Poet November 12, 2020
My grandfather left me a stocking leg, the sock was full of fifty pound notes, but then he never did trust banks.
by Pitman Poet July 5, 2023
Any suggestion box that members of the public can post anonymously and vent their frustrations about a member of staff that they have decided they hate.
The management have given Tony a verbal warning after receiving a disparaging complaint about is unkempt appearance via the hate box.
by Pitman Poet July 20, 2021
A type of person that gathers in shoals on twitter or any other social platform to denounce someone for a thought crime and then goes onto reduce their hapless victim to the bone, leaving the hapless victim a social pariah.
The twitterhana are beginning to shoal and tear into another famous author, sadly her reputation as been reduced to the bone
by Pitman Poet April 11, 2022
Bushcraft, Wandering in the overgrown pubic hair of the lady of your choice and having the ability to navigate ones way, through said Bush and reach ones destination unscathed. Bushcraft, Survivalist, surviving in the undergrowth.
by Pitman Poet June 25, 2019
Stephanie now lives in Shelfdom she’s thirty five and single. Ryan still lives with his parents and plays video games he’s definitely in shelfdom
by Pitman Poet November 11, 2020
An Allahaactdaft, a deluded cultist follower who blows himself up in the hope of receiving martyrdom and a reward of seventy two virgins.
by Pitman Poet November 1, 2020