Pitman Poet 's definitions

Stocking Leg

A secret cache of money or valuables stored in a sock

My grandfather left me a stocking leg, the sock was full of fifty pound notes, but then he never did trust banks.

by Pitman Poet July 5, 2023

Hate Box

Any suggestion box that members of the public can post anonymously and vent their frustrations about a member of staff that they have decided they hate.

The management have given Tony a verbal warning after receiving a disparaging complaint about is unkempt appearance via the hate box.

by Pitman Poet July 20, 2021

shelfdom

Where a woman or man are when they haven’t been married or had kids by age 30-40

Stephanie now lives in Shelfdom she’s thirty five and single. Ryan still lives with his parents and plays video games he’s definitely in shelfdom

by Pitman Poet November 11, 2020

Bush Repair

Designer Vagina, Vaginoplasty, Labia Trim.

I hear Julie’s gone in for some emergency Bush Repair, apparently her Labia was hanging on her knees. The surgeon said it was a big job.

by Pitman Poet November 12, 2020

Allahaactdaft

An Allahaactdaft, a deluded cultist follower who blows himself up in the hope of receiving martyrdom and a reward of seventy two virgins.

I see another Allahaactdaft as blown himself up and killed numerous innocent bystanders

by Pitman Poet November 1, 2020

P.M Stoma

A Prime Minister that is full of shite

The newly elected prime minister is a P.M stoma, full of crap.

by Pitman Poet November 19, 2020

Twitterhana

A type of person that gathers in shoals on twitter or any other social platform to denounce someone for a thought crime and then goes onto reduce their hapless victim to the bone, leaving the hapless victim a social pariah.

The twitterhana are beginning to shoal and tear into another famous author, sadly her reputation as been reduced to the bone

by Pitman Poet April 11, 2022