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Double Bass

A multifunctional device capable of harmonising and keeping the beat in modern music.

After a few beers serves as a wide range weapon that uneducated people refer to as a "club". Perfect for the booed performer!

Plywood basses are softer, both in terms of sound and weapon rating. You are more likely to be booed on a plywood bass and will tend to break more often when used as a weapon. Get a hardwood bass - easier to knock you enemies out.
The mad musician played double bass all night. A smart arse told him his mother was ugly so he swung his double bass at him making a big thump accompanied by a melodic bass line.
Double Bass by Rick Tankard August 29, 2005

double bass

it's a sex position that involves shagging a girl from behind, reaching under her hips to play with her clit with one hand and reaching up to play with her tits with the other.

for best results, a height difference of 6" or more is recommended, probably best no to try this if you're a short fella and she's a basketball player!
i'm going to play her like a double bass
double bass by jack_1 March 13, 2007

Double Bass

A type of drum pedal that consists of a right foot pedal attached at the bass drum at the hoop and connected by a rod to a left foot pedal. Used in lieu of buying two bass drums. Utilizes one of three drives.
Tim Alexander has good foot work on his double bass
Double Bass by JOHN!!! September 3, 2003

Double Bass

The act of playing with a girls tits and budgie's tongue at the same time. The sounds produced may be slightly different to that of the stringed instrument, however
Tom was playing the double bass on Sarah when her father came home unexpectedly.
Double Bass by Spookyonion April 28, 2005

Double Bass

A term used to describe a position in which a man takes a girl in the arse while they're both standing upright. The man has one hand playing with her boobs and one on her muff, a la the hand positions for playing a double bass.
Phwoar, I was playing the double bass all night long last night. It feld GOOD.
Double Bass by Kiz September 5, 2003

Double Bass

The act of playing with a girls tits and budgie's tongue at the same time. The sounds produced may be slightly different to that of the stringed instrument, however
Tom was playing the double bass on Susan when her dad came home unexpectedly...
Double Bass by Spookyonion April 28, 2005