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The Inverse Abe Lincoln

Occurs when someone's pubic hair is intentionally trimmed, usually while this person sleeps, and applied to their face using semen as a bonding agent.
Joe: "Hey robby, Did you hear about anthony?"

Robby: "No, what happened"

Joe: "Oh, Adam gave him the inverse abe lincoln while he was passed out."

Robby: "Eww, Gross!"
by Pirate Suite October 9, 2006
mugGet the The Inverse Abe Lincolnmug.

Jacking Off

The act of consuming apple jacks cereal.
Robby walked in on me jacking off last night and asked if he could join in.
by Pirate Suite January 20, 2008
mugGet the Jacking Offmug.

cheesy finger

The aftermath of slipping one's finger into the depths of disease infested vagina, resulting in a mucus-like coating coupled with a putrid odor on the surface of the finger.
Anthony: "Dude that girl you hooked up with looked like a real skank!"

Eddie: "Yea I know, I've had this cheesy finger ever since."
by Pirate Suite October 5, 2006
mugGet the cheesy fingermug.

snack pack

The act of swabbing one's penis in snack pack pudding container, and than proceeding to enjoy vaginal sex. Sadly this can result in a deadly yeast infection A.K.A. a "soggy muffin".
"Yo bro, last night I gave some girl the snack pack, and she got a soggy muffin."
by Pirate Suite October 3, 2006
mugGet the snack packmug.

soggy muffin

A particularly foul and painful yeast infection sometimes resulting in an ungodly smelling doughy residue being emitted from the vagina.
"Hey Linda, have you ever had a soggy muffin?"
by Pirate Suite October 3, 2006
mugGet the soggy muffinmug.

Power Wipe

A technique used to effectively cleanse the anus after a particularly clinging poop. Usually involves wetting toilet paper or using baby wipes.
Oh man that was a rough shit! I totally had to power wipe.
by Pirate Suite April 30, 2007
mugGet the Power Wipemug.

Jackin' Off

The act of consuming, the always delicious, apple jacks cereal.
Matty G: "Yo dude, watcha doin"?

Joe: "You know, just jackin' off or whatever".
by Pirate Suite April 25, 2007
mugGet the Jackin' Offmug.

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