Definitions by Pirate Suite
Jacking Off
Jacking Off by Pirate Suite January 20, 2008
Jerking Off
Jerking Off by Pirate Suite January 20, 2008
Power Wipe
A technique used to effectively cleanse the anus after a particularly clinging poop. Usually involves wetting toilet paper or using baby wipes.
Power Wipe by Pirate Suite April 30, 2007
Jackin' Off
Jackin' Off by Pirate Suite April 25, 2007
Phantom
One who finds a sick pleasure in disposing of his or her own fecal matter in or on property not belonging to themsleves, with the intent of inflicting severe emotional discomfort and stress.
Jake: (squinting)"Dude, I know your the phantom and that shit is foul!"
Joe: "I have no clue what your talking about".
Robby: "OH, GROW UP JAKE"!
Joe: "Yea Jake, Go suck a fatty"!
Joe: "I have no clue what your talking about".
Robby: "OH, GROW UP JAKE"!
Joe: "Yea Jake, Go suck a fatty"!
Phantom by Pirate Suite October 25, 2006
The Inverse Abe Lincoln
Occurs when someone's pubic hair is intentionally trimmed, usually while this person sleeps, and applied to their face using semen as a bonding agent.
Joe: "Hey robby, Did you hear about anthony?"
Robby: "No, what happened"
Joe: "Oh, Adam gave him the inverse abe lincoln while he was passed out."
Robby: "Eww, Gross!"
Robby: "No, what happened"
Joe: "Oh, Adam gave him the inverse abe lincoln while he was passed out."
Robby: "Eww, Gross!"
The Inverse Abe Lincoln by Pirate Suite October 9, 2006
cheesy finger
The aftermath of slipping one's finger into the depths of disease infested vagina, resulting in a mucus-like coating coupled with a putrid odor on the surface of the finger.
Anthony: "Dude that girl you hooked up with looked like a real skank!"
Eddie: "Yea I know, I've had this cheesy finger ever since."
Eddie: "Yea I know, I've had this cheesy finger ever since."
cheesy finger by Pirate Suite October 5, 2006