Pirate Suite's definitions
Occurs when someone's pubic hair is intentionally trimmed, usually while this person sleeps, and applied to their face using semen as a bonding agent.
Joe: "Hey robby, Did you hear about anthony?"
Robby: "No, what happened"
Joe: "Oh, Adam gave him the inverse abe lincoln while he was passed out."
Robby: "Eww, Gross!"
Robby: "No, what happened"
Joe: "Oh, Adam gave him the inverse abe lincoln while he was passed out."
Robby: "Eww, Gross!"
by Pirate Suite October 9, 2006
Get the The Inverse Abe Lincolnmug. by Pirate Suite January 20, 2008
Get the Jacking Offmug. The aftermath of slipping one's finger into the depths of disease infested vagina, resulting in a mucus-like coating coupled with a putrid odor on the surface of the finger.
Anthony: "Dude that girl you hooked up with looked like a real skank!"
Eddie: "Yea I know, I've had this cheesy finger ever since."
Eddie: "Yea I know, I've had this cheesy finger ever since."
by Pirate Suite October 5, 2006
Get the cheesy fingermug. The act of swabbing one's penis in snack pack pudding container, and than proceeding to enjoy vaginal sex. Sadly this can result in a deadly yeast infection A.K.A. a "soggy muffin".
by Pirate Suite October 3, 2006
Get the snack packmug. A particularly foul and painful yeast infection sometimes resulting in an ungodly smelling doughy residue being emitted from the vagina.
by Pirate Suite October 3, 2006
Get the soggy muffinmug. A technique used to effectively cleanse the anus after a particularly clinging poop. Usually involves wetting toilet paper or using baby wipes.
by Pirate Suite April 30, 2007
Get the Power Wipemug. by Pirate Suite April 25, 2007
Get the Jackin' Offmug.