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Definitions by Pickle Richard

When you have sex with an inside-out latex glove shoved between two couch cushions as Republican VP nominee J.D. Vance admitted to doing in pp. 179-181 of his book "Hillbilly Elegy".
My friend is into some weird shit. He told me today he was Vancing last night.
Vancing by Pickle Richard July 23, 2024

Doing a Vance 

When you have sex with an inside out latex glove shoved between 2 couch cushions as Republican VP nominee J.D. Vance admitted to doing in pp. 179-181 of his book "Hillbilly Elegy"
My friend is into some weird shit. He told me he was Doing a Vance last night.

2020 Syndrome

A mental health disorder where the individual experiences PTSD symptoms that remind them of something that happened in 2020. Symptoms include depression, panic attacks, and tunnel vision.
Despite the Pandemic being in the past, the effects it caused gave him 2020 Syndrome.
2020 Syndrome by Pickle Richard October 11, 2022

World War 5 

A World War so intense it skips over the other two
Oh no that’s the beauty of World War 5 Lois, it’s so intense it skips over the other two.
World War 5 by Pickle Richard October 17, 2021

Eagletoned

When someone in a position of power is forced out after allegations of underlying disorders or mental health conditions resurface.

Named after former U.S Senator Thomas Eagleton, who was forced to withdrawal from being George McGovern's running mate in the 1972 Presidential Election after he admitted to being hospitalized with bouts of depression throughout his life.
Jeff was really excited about becoming the new Assistant Manager but once his boss found out he had dyslexia Jeff was Eagletoned.
Eagletoned by Pickle Richard July 12, 2021
A person who is so obsessed with AOC they SIMPs for her
Ben Shapiro wants AOC feet pics so bad he can be classified as an AOCimp
AOCimp by Pickle Richard October 28, 2020
A millennial nickname that is used when remembering the NASCAR legend, Dale Earnhardt.
I pissed off some boomer race fans for DAEL.
Dael by Pickle Richard October 11, 2019