Vancing

When you have sex with an inside-out latex glove shoved between two couch cushions as Republican VP nominee J.D. Vance admitted to doing in pp. 179-181 of his book "Hillbilly Elegy".

My friend is into some weird shit. He told me today he was Vancing last night.

by Pickle Richard July 23, 2024

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Doing a Vance

When you have sex with an inside out latex glove shoved between 2 couch cushions as Republican VP nominee J.D. Vance admitted to doing in pp. 179-181 of his book "Hillbilly Elegy"

My friend is into some weird shit. He told me he was Doing a Vance last night.

by Pickle Richard July 23, 2024

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The Big Wank Theory

A theory that says that the universe, life, and everything in between is the result of God releasing premature ejaculation.

I just explained to my astronomy teacher about The Big Wank Theory and now I am sitting in ISS.

by Pickle Richard October 11, 2019

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World War 5

A World War so intense it skips over the other two

Oh no that’s the beauty of World War 5 Lois, it’s so intense it skips over the other two.

by Pickle Richard October 17, 2021

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2020 Syndrome

A mental health disorder where the individual experiences PTSD symptoms that remind them of something that happened in 2020. Symptoms include depression, panic attacks, and tunnel vision.

Despite the Pandemic being in the past, the effects it caused gave him 2020 Syndrome.

by Pickle Richard October 11, 2022

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