ph-

Initial phoneme that may be substituted for the sound "f" in English, in order to make a word seem hip or for emphasis. See also phat.

Ex: Phat Phred phaked the phull phunk, so Philly Phill philled his phace with phoul phshizzle, ya heard ph00l??

by Phyrexian Buttraper February 27, 2003

sextard

A tard held incommunicado exclusively for the purpose of grotesque sexual gratification. If the gratification is not grotesque, the subject is not a sextard, but a simple gimp, even if the gimp in question is, in fact, a tard.

Ex: Dude, that fuck on "The Wonder Years" reminds me of the sextard we had when I was a kid.

by Phyrexian Buttraper February 27, 2003

Yellow Dello

The rarest bird in this cartoon. See somebody get this freaking duck away from me.

by Phyrexian Buttraper February 27, 2003