Definitions by Phyrexian Buttraper

Playing the Cello 

1. Licking ass.

2. What one calls the way a cat cleans its ass.

3. Inserting a screwdriver into the rectum.

1. You wanna play the cello before or after the rusty trumpet, slut?

2. Whoa, check out that fat puss cleaning its puckered ass!

3. He wouldn't tell us about the skrilla, so we played his cello yo! He went mad loud on the facts.

Playing the Cello by Phyrexian Buttraper February 25, 2003

bratch 

Another term for bitch. Probably a development from bitch-->bizzatch-->bizzratch-->bratch.

Ex: man, I had to waste that bratch after she gave me the cleaveland steamer. How did she do that?

bratch by Phyrexian Buttraper February 25, 2003

sex-o-lette 

An alleged human being that is used exclusively for gratuitious sex. See also cherry, punk, gimp, assbeast, and strawberry.

"I'll phreak you like a sex-o-lette"-- Lenny Kravitz

sex-o-lette by Phyrexian Buttraper February 25, 2003