somebody get this freaking duck away from me

Homestar Runner's exclamation in a deleted scene from Yellow Dello.

Ex: "Somebody get this freaking duck away from me!" shrieked Homestar Runner.

by Phyrexian Buttraper February 28, 2003

crotchslave

another name for a sextard or gimp, particularly if the crotchslave is an adolescent girl.

Ex: Hey, let's rape Jason's crotchslave.

by Phyrexian Buttraper February 27, 2003

poon

1. The lurking muff

2. See alabama swamp ass

1. Hairy poon phreak, yo!

2. Phred, scope him slingin' the swamp ass in that muff's poon yo!!

by Phyrexian Buttraper February 25, 2003