Colonel Sanders

The seller of mass quantities of fried chicken.

Colonel Harland Sanders, born September 9, 1890, actively began franchising his chicken business at the age of 65.

by Phrenesicko Decapitate May 23, 2005

blue ribbon

An award given at events like state fairs for growing the biggest pumpkin or having the tastest fried chicken.

Colonel Sanders clicked his heels when he won the Blue Ribbon at the Kentucky State Fair.

by Phrenesicko Decapitate May 23, 2005

defs

plurism of the word def

I spent all day entering stupid defs into the urbandictionary.

by Phrenesicko Decapitate May 23, 2005

cock sock

Made famous by the Red Hot Chili Peppers a cock sock is a sock worn on the penis.

Flea dropped his bass and swung his cock sock around in a circle.

by Phrenesicko Decapitate May 23, 2005

scene

A word to describe self conceited trendy kids who post their own image to the define the word scene.

Urban dictionary has a catalog of anonymous gloomy scene kids all over it.

by Phrenesicko Decapitate June 02, 2005

neked

A redneck way of saying naked.

Let's go to the strip club and see some neked ladies.

by Phrenesicko Decapitate May 23, 2005

mass quantities

A phrase used the SNL Coneheads to describe the consumption of food and beverages by enhaling whole bags of potato chips and six-packs at a time.

Please join us in the consumption of "mass quantities".

by Phrenesicko Decapitate May 23, 2005