Christopher Mayo

A dumbass kid who fucks kylie and masturbates to mayonnaise. He is an ugly motherfucker who fucks dogs. His Dad and Mom are Mrs. and Mr. Hellmann's! His uncle is also a fucking tree who touches little kids and molests the god himself, Rich Anal (AKA Hari Arps).

Fuck you that Christopher Mayo. His sperm makes millions of dollars! Did you know his mom faps Christopher, his dad, and his uncle, collects all of their sperm, and sells it, making millions. What a disgusting scam.

by Philopean RedRocket October 25, 2018

Landon Flatley

A person who doesn't have any friends, is the spawn of Satan, and has AIDS. Also tries to follow in his father's, Hitler's, footsteps by killing millions of Jews.

Look at that Landon Flatley.

by Philopean RedRocket October 23, 2018

Critical Stupid

The most stupid thing you can think of and add autism.

Yo, that Phillipe has reached Critical Stupid.

by Philopean RedRocket December 3, 2018

Chicken Rat

Scared ass pussy kid who acts tough and is a little shit. Was also thrown against the wall 27 times as a baby, and is homeless with no friends.

Look! It's a Chicken Rat!

by Philopean RedRocket October 25, 2018

Brandon Anderson

Someone who has breast cancer, eats dog shit, is the world's biggest fag, and has HIV. Also is a rasist little fuck who has no friends.

There's a Brandon Anderson in my boot.

by Philopean RedRocket October 24, 2018

Cunt Rat

Dumb ass fucking asshole annoying retard kid who thinks he's better than everyone and also gay as fuck. He is also a rat.

You're a fucking Cunt Rat!

by Philopean RedRocket October 25, 2018

Nathan Stinson

Someone who, while he is very short, is a bad boy under the covers. Is also able to make any girl (or guy) scream his name at the top of their lungs. Also has balls bigger than Harambe.

That kid is a real Nathan Stinson!

by Philopean RedRocket October 24, 2018