Phill Latio's definitions

Two Point Conversion

When you already have one member of the opposite sex in the bag and you try to get another as well. This usually ends up with you loosing the one you already have. Chances of success are slim.

Corey was drinking at the bar one night with his friends. He found a chick to go home with but then got greedy and went for the two point conversion with a female fire fighter. He ended up going home with his right and left hands instead

by Phill Latio November 3, 2008

Mackfire

When an attempt to pick someone up of the opposite sex goes horribly wrong

Brad:I ran into some hottie the other day outside of El Furniture Warehouse and was trying to pick her up. Too bad the new girl from the office was walking by. Now she's telling everyone in the office I'm a man whore.

Kyle: That totally mackfired. Hahahah

by Phill Latio October 22, 2008

optical intrusion

Something that is offensive to look at. Also someone creepy/scary/ugly that is looking or staring at you.

Compto: That chick is totally staring at you dawg.
Shawn: I know. She's scary lookin' yo.
Compto: It's an optical intrusion.

by Phill Latio July 6, 2008

AssUV

An enormous ass on a woman. The size is akin to an SUV.

James: Wow! Look at the size of the ass on that chick!
Heavy N: She's got an AssUV on there.
James: I'd still like to get in. Hahaha.

by Phill Latio June 12, 2008

Cumpadre

Someone who you have carnal relations with. Anyone who you fuck/sleep with but is not your boyfriend/girlfriend.

Kovac: "I couldn't get ahold of you last night dawg."
Compto: "I was with Rebeca last night. She's my cumpadre."

by Phill Latio May 8, 2008

nintennis elbow

An injury to your elbow/arm caused when you swing the Nintendo Wii remote too fast/much.

After a long night of playing his Nintendo John had to call in sick for work the next day as he was day to day with Nintennis Elbow.

by Phill Latio April 5, 2008

Anton Volchenkov

A sexual maneuver performed when a woman is giving a guy head on her knees. When you you are about to bust you pull out and cum on her on a random place. The woman is on her knees (just like when you would block a shot) and just like a shot block, the shot doesn't always hit you where you think it will.

Jessica was severely pissed off. Shawn gave her an Anton Volchenkov that got her in the eye causing temporary blindness.

by Phill Latio March 5, 2008