Busting your load on your partner in way that is amusing to you and/or your friends but not so much to your partner. It can involve anything from pulling out and busting a nut on her face/ear to such famed manuevers as the spiderman, superman or even the gorilla.
by Phill Latio February 15, 2008
Something that is offensive to look at. Also someone creepy/scary/ugly that is looking or staring at you.
Compto: That chick is totally staring at you dawg.
Shawn: I know. She's scary lookin' yo.
Compto: It's an optical intrusion.
Shawn: I know. She's scary lookin' yo.
Compto: It's an optical intrusion.
by Phill Latio July 06, 2008
James: Wow! Look at the size of the ass on that chick!
Heavy N: She's got an AssUV on there.
James: I'd still like to get in. Hahaha.
Heavy N: She's got an AssUV on there.
James: I'd still like to get in. Hahaha.
by Phill Latio June 13, 2008
Mike: "Wow. Brandee got into the University of Georgia? How did that happen? She can't afford shit."
Shawn: "Easy. She's on a scholarstrip."
Mike: "It all makes sense now. I thought I saw someone who looked like her at the Flamingo last night. It was her. Haha."
Shawn: "Easy. She's on a scholarstrip."
Mike: "It all makes sense now. I thought I saw someone who looked like her at the Flamingo last night. It was her. Haha."
by Phill Latio September 11, 2007
After a long night of playing his Nintendo John had to call in sick for work the next day as he was day to day with Nintennis Elbow.
by Phill Latio April 05, 2008
Peter: Is that Corey hanging from the chandelier? Kai's parents aren't gonna be impressed.
Kai: Your friend's a real ass act!
Kai: Your friend's a real ass act!
by Phill Latio January 05, 2008
A sexual maneuver performed when a woman is giving a guy head on her knees. When you you are about to bust you pull out and cum on her on a random place. The woman is on her knees (just like when you would block a shot) and just like a shot block, the shot doesn't always hit you where you think it will.
Jessica was severely pissed off. Shawn gave her an Anton Volchenkov that got her in the eye causing temporary blindness.
by Phill Latio March 05, 2008